The next few weeks turn hot, hot, hot. Should we blame it on global warming or six planets in feisty, fiery Sagittarius that heat up the cosmos? Don't sit and chill. Get Out and melt a few snowballs. Ho, ho, ho.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams cannot sit at home. Plot an international itinerary that is guaranteed to get you Out and about. However, if time and money are tight, fix your sights on exotic delights a bit closer to home. Trim a few trees down the block..
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls feel lusty and very sexy. Spread your joy around. Remember that hesitation is a buzz killer. Make your best moves and don't be stingy with your affections. Spike the eggnog while you roast a few chestnuts. Ouch!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Are there unresolved problems that create an uncomfortable undercurrent? Do you give too much or too little? ( Note: It is better to give than to receive. ) For gay Twins trawling the bars with portable mistletoe, seek new haunts filled with merry elves.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs burn the midnight oil on the job like just another old Cratchett. Yes, you will be very productive but don't aspire to be an office drone. Find time to hang the balls, stuff the stockings and make very merry in the next few weeks.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) 'Tis the season to have festive fun, so party hearty and maneuver among movers and shakers. You have energy reserves so accept as many invitations as you can fit on your Blackberry. Ah, but will you overdo and imbibe a bit too much? We hope so!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Don't be surprised if the huddled masses descend upon your humble abode for a little holiday cheer. As far as family is concerned, queer Virgins reach a wall, but these walls are surmountable. Be true to yourself, bad hairstyle notwithstanding.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) You are apt to say one thing too many. Who cares? Even though gay Libras are usually diplomatic and eloquent, the world is very forgiving now. But just to be on the safe side, why not just let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps are flush with funds. With a bit of research, you can plant your small nut so it can grow into a tall money tree. Or throw caution to the wind and just enjoy your gotten gains. Will you overspend on a few holiday trinkets? They hope so!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) The spotlight finds you no matter where you go or hide. The next weeks bring fame, glory and a bit of notoriety. Reach Out and take the world by storm, gay Archer. Share your gifts and don't keep your intentions under wraps.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps give and can receive now. Make the most of your karma by volunteering for a worthy gay charity. Each opportunity can become an opportunity of a lifetime. Don't foul it up by stringing mistletoe on a wire and hanging it over your head.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Friends are your holiday gift this holiday season. Plan accordingly, Aqueerius and stock up on goodies. As you pour the eggnog and hang your tinsel, think of ways to expand your social circle. I've heard the eight tiny reindeer are party animals.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies find themselves cast in the role of professional intermediaries. You dive in the corporate pool and swim with the big fish. But don't get too big for your britches, buddy. You may find that those Santa pants begin to pinch after a while.
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