Feel that inexplicable burst of optimism? Yippee! Sun glides into Sagittarius and gooses our curiosity as it broadens our horizons. But don't just take the long view. Get close and explore every nook and cranny. Oh baby!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams get itchy hooves when Sun enters Sagittarius. The tried and true just won't cut it now. But don't get wilde and woolly all by yourself. Pack a posse of compadres and go on a junket. Okay, maybe a yacht is a bit more comfortable.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) You have more hot energy than usual. The usual queer Bull move is to vegetate with the couch potatoes. But that wastes the zip in your doodah! Go on a bull run and charge into a few china shops. See what shimmys your way. You lucky devil.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Connections with partners are electric and pink Twins are ready to plug in. Open yourself up to relationships and stop being so independent. You find that you can go further with a special helping hand and enjoy the leg up ( and occasionally over ) .
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Everyone knows that you secretly love to feel needed at work. Pink Crabs are not only more effective, they also feel more energetic and robust. Tackle all nagging projects with dispatch. Soon you tire of being a worker drone and make a royal move.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) How much fun can a proud Lion have? Apparently quite a lot. Don't be shy. Get off your leash and let loose. It is also a creative time for you. Delve into artistic outlets and see how much of a genius you are. Even a meager effort will pay off. Typical.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins are not only domestic divas, they show exceptional skill in handling irritating and demanding relatives. Emotions may run high but you are able to hold your cool and give as good as you get. How good do you get? Stay tuned... .
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Have something pithy and meaningful to say? Say it proud and queer while the Sun shouts in Sadge. Gay Libras are more than just a stream of oil. This is no time to hold your tongue. It is hard to make yourself understood that way anyway.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) If you have done your fiscal homework and consulted advisors, your investments can pay off. Proud Scorps can make astute financial decisions. Enjoy all gotten gains and roll in the dough. Before you know it you are back to budgeting for every crumb.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) People gravitate into your orbit and revolve around your every word. It will seem that way anyway. And yet there is something about you that increases your ability to charm even the slimiest of snakes. Gee, anyone we know, gay Archer?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) A bright light illuminates anything you try to keep secret. Finally! Face your demons and kick them out of your personal space. Be honest, open, out and free, pink Cap. There is no point being otherwise. Hey, watch where you point that thing!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Mingle with the usual and unusual crowd. Aqueerians gather the assorted troops and march them just about anywhere. They also have a commanding presence. What bon temps can you have with your bon homies? Don't ask, don't tell. Just do and enjoy.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Buff your corporate star, Guppie. Any calculated move you make takes you up the ladder. Strategize and pounce. Warm your spot with sensational ideas. They will get the attention of the powerbrokers. When in doubt, go for broker... err... broke.
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