November is a great time to make waves. Planets traipse through Scorpio into Sagittarius and take a snarly nip at Pluto. Changes are afoot once you set things into motion. Set your own course and avoid any turkeys... unless they are stuffed and roasted.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams delight in the full range of earthly delights... and why not? November heats your stewpot to a slow and steady simmer. Before you boil over, temper your ardor with a flight of fancy with a particularly charming admirer. Yummy.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) If there are some burning issues that need to be addressed in a certain partnership, think it through carefully before you express yourself. Queer Bulls nurture their dreams and make them come true. Did I say 'dreams'? I meant dreamboats.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins can pour on the effort and reap substantial results at work. Don't sit in the backroom and wait for the world ( or bosses ) to notice. You are poised to cash in and make the most out of your efforts. Mount your campaign... or something like that.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Creativity hits a high note for all gay Crabs this November. Sparks of genius can be found in every socket. This is not the time to sit home and wait for the pride parade to come to you. Get off the couch, get ready and get Out.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions find that they can be amply entertained right at home. The secret to your happiness will be connection and reconciliation wherever possible. Don't compromise but be prepared to lend a sympathetic ear and give advice.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Get on your soapbox and change the world. Well, if you can't change the entire world, start with your immediate neighborhood. Queer Virgins often have excellent ideas but tend to keep them under wraps. Don't fall to that temptation.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Your path to early retirement takes a bit of a detour because you are not listening to or misinterpreting good financial advice. But don't worry gay Libra. Soon you are back on track and ready to become a bull or a bear with the rest of the gobblers.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Don't fight fate. You can accomplish a great deal this month by just pushing your agenda with the right influential people. Your assorted rumblings can lead to rumbles. Good thing too. Shake up the space and toss out the incumbents.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Brew your assorted potions in secret but don't keep your great ideas under wraps for too long. You are given a great opportunity to strut your stuff. Gay Archers will set their personal course into motion. Err, or is that into commotion... ?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Friends come out of the woodwork and get you into delightful mischief. Don't limit yourself to the same, small coterie of compadres. There are interesting folks out there waiting to meet you. Expand your social circle into a globe and go trotting.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians spend more time and attention on career prospects. There are aspects of the power play that are not quite in focus. Time will tell. In the meantime, find ways of showcasing your talents to the powers-that-be in a neutral, yet insidious manner.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Sensitive and perceptive Guppies are especially intuitive. Don't waste this valuable aptitude on trivial aims. There is so much at stake and so few who really see things as they are. Burdensome? You bet, but then so is doing nothing and complaining.
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