Stodgy Saturn makes an excellent aspect to transformative Pluto. Not only are we able to learn from our mistakes, we tend to make fewer new ones. Is that really true? Well that is what I have been told... .
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Light hearted fun will have its important lessons. That does not mean that life takes a more serious turn. It means that creativity can lead to genius and genius can lead to international repute. Fame! Glory! Okay maybe I exaggerate... but not by much.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) What is it that gets queer Bulls going? It is the knowledge that life is good, home is stable and love is nearby. Not only can you create a warm domestic environment, you can also find someone sexy to share it with. Some bastards have all the luck.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Say what you mean and mean what you say, especially around partners, pink Twin. If you are trawling for a new catch be ready to toss a few new lines. Hurry - before you know it you will revert back into just another glib wannabee.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Toiling uncomplainingly at some rot awful job might be getting to you. But keep plugging and remain optimistic, gay Crab. It may pay off substantially. Reap what you sow not only in hard cash but also in added power. Wield your big stick.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions are wise, dramatic and benevolent and can change the social landscape and set new things in motion. Meet, greet and strut it with the best of 'em when Saturn trines Pluto. Don't trip on your tail... or anyone else's.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You seem to know just what to do to get warring family members in line. This will also be a time to reappraise your physical surroundings. Queer Virgins keep a tidy home but there is more to life than just the absence of dustballs. Decorate!!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Sociable pink Libras are virtually surrounded by compadres. The fleet is Out in force. Give into the social dynamic. Not only will you open yourself up to new experiences, you will also be a bit of an experience yourself. I'll never tell... .
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Not only can proud Scorps climb up a rung on the corporate ladder, they are rewarded for it. While you are admiring your bulging bottom line, don't squander it on just another bunch of cheap and gaudy trinkets. Unless you are into that sort of thing.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers can make their mark on the world with their carefully acquired knowledge and finely honed international view. Gather your pennies and get Out there. You needn't go far but you must get your buzz on some new stimuli.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Thrills, chills and spills become your love technique. Yes, love is in the air, pink Cap. So what are you doing renting movies and diving into a big tub of popcorn? There is someone waiting for you if you can pick the corn out of your teeth.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) There are times when your pals disapprove of your relationships and your partner complains about your rowdy crew. But now everyone thinks everyone else is terrific. At some point you may want to get back in your spaceship and return to the planet Earth.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) The secret to your success is to not let your attention be diverted by trivialities and time wasters. Finish off those pesky little detailed projects. Apparently even an office drone has their day in the sun. Today is your day Guppy. Pack sunscreen.
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