Turn on the charm this week when mouthy Mercury glides into Libra. There is nothing that you can't say and no one you can't manipulate to your way of thinking. Well at least it will seem that way... .
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams quiver at the thought of being tied down, but don't shiver your timbers just yet. It's possible to find ways of easily balancing your needs with those of another. Be honest. Let the chips fall where they may. They will fall in perfect alignment.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls make a difficult job easier. If you are clever, you make everyone on the job work like a well-oiled machine while you 'supervise.' And speaking about well-oiled machines, it's also a great time to reevaluate your exercise regimen. Hint hint.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Let your imagination soar. Just be careful of what you envision. Pink Twins can find themselves catapulted to the top of the heap. You can become a benevolent ruler or cranky despot. Let's see what happens when the world kisses a frog... .
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Make a mental note to review any home based issues that have reached a stalemate. Reassess and try again. But draw the line when you must bend over backwards to win others' approval. Place your own needs first and foremost. Damn the approval!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Got a few choice things to say to the world? Tap into your political bag of tricks and get involved in local issues. Channel your natural feistiness. Who knows where you will find yourself on election day--stumping at the poll or stuffing the ballot box?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Reevaluate all that you hold near and dear, queer Virgin. You need to 'de-accessorize' to be more in control of your money but first do your fiscal homework. At the very least, dive into any interesting subject and soak up knowledge for a rainy day.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Sparkling, ebullient and frothy. Yes that is you gay Libra, especially when Mercury enters your own sign. Not only do you grab everyone's attention, you launch some new projects and captivate some influential backers. Now that is a very nice position to be in!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps are unconquerable, bold and brash. Air out that musty closet and dispose of anything that has been hidden and repressed. In fact, you now divine the evil designs of any hidden enemy. That, of course, is always divine!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Social circles swirl to a crescendo. Gay Archers attract almost anyone from any social group. Avoid is the tendency to say what you think others would like to hear rather than what you truly believe. Be true to yourself and thus acquire true friends.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Plan your professional course of action carefully. If you have a hankering for a key to the boardroom, you may wish to set the stage for it now. Corporate sharks are no match for you, pink Cap. Now you must pack shark bait and a large harpoon.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Travel, Aqueerius. If time and dough are tight, satisfy your wanderlust by going back to school and learning a thing or two. You never know who you will meet among the stacks. Will they be stacked themselves? Oh let's find out.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Mercury sets your thoughts on sex... sex... and more sex. Is that all there is? Reevaluate what makes you happy. Is it a tawdry bite or a committed relationship between two mature individuals? On second thought, don't answer that. Mull the possibilities later.
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