Let the good vibes waft into the atmosphere. The Sun makes its move into Libra and recharges your popularity. Turn up the social heat with your charm and pizazz. Is it hot in here or is it your pink peekaboo chaps? Whew!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Relationships achieve a greater harmony. Maybe it's because you prefer to avoid arguments and tend to compromise and partners feel the same. Enjoy it while it lasts. Too, too soon your pushiness pushes things to the brink. Too, too bad, gay Ram.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) You can gain the upper hand at work, queer Bull. You become a regular office stiff—always available, reliable, compliant and courteous. If you intend to behave like a trained seal, try balancing a ball on your nose instead. Or maybe two.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins just wanna have fun. Consider taking an art class, participating in a theater troupe or even writing your saucy memoirs. Take creative risks. Err, does that mean wearing white shoes after Labor Day? Only if the belt matches, honey.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Don't wander too far afield this week, gay Crab. There is much to recommend staying close to home and enjoying your familiar surroundings. Small gatherings of friends go well. Practice being a couch potato and see if a young spud plops in your sack.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Try to get your word Out now. It is amazing how brilliant you will seem for a change. Proud Lions have opportunities to present the best of their best to the multitudes. Will you get a thumbs up or down? As long as it is not the middle finger... .
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) If you have been doing your fiscal homework and have carefully nurtured your green pile, you can now make a mint whether you are a bull or a bear. The real question is: How much dough do you really need to get a good rise, queer Virgin?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Not only are you especially charming and charismatic now, you can also strategize and make ample gains with the glitterati. Gay Libras not only launch new ideas and projects, they also find solid backers to help guide them along. Lucky thing.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps can not only see what others are up to behind the scenes, they can also craftily plan ahead to ward off any evil spirits. Good thing too. You may find yourself tasting too many evil spirits to be able to make a good assessment after a while.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Friends arrive at your door in droves. There will be little 'alone time' so don't even try to escape. Also spend some time checking out new social groups. Gay Archers have personality plus now. There are no minuses so multiply every dissipated minute.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are recognized and rewarded for their talents. Plan your professional ascent by maximizing time with the powers-that-be. You work hard to make your own success and have a leg up over the competition. Well, something like that anyway... .
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Sun in Libra sez that it is time to increase your global influence, Aqueerius. While you may be content to hang around the house don't fall to lazy temptation. Travel to some far reaching destination. Grab on to adventure. No names please!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) What is it that you really need, Guppie? If this week is a harbinger of things to come, you will find yourself on everyone's tasting menu. You are hot, sexy and ready to take action. But will you exercise restraint? Hey, whatever turns you on!
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