A cavalcade of big movers elbows each other for position this week. Saturn, Jupiter and Neptune create a 'Grand Cross.' Any grandiose unrealistic dream is brought back down to earth like a lead balloon. The secret to success is: Don't stop dreaming but keep all dreams within the outer edges of the possible.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Are you a creative genius or just another one of those posing wannabes? Proud Rams seem more than a little full of themselves and are not shy about imposing their assorted gems on others. Can you take as much as you can give? Thought not.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are not lazy but you could be finding yourself putting in less sweaty equity and more into various sweaty pursuits. This week's Grand Cross has a way of letting you know that this is a fool's journey. Take a cold shower and get dressed.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Words are taken out of context and wind up biting you on the butt. Trust no one with your sharper images. On the bright side, this is a great time to collect your assorted bon mots and file them for future use. You have a sharp mind, pink Twin. Ouch.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs have trouble holding on to their dough and also contribute to the wastefulness. But to good purpose, I suppose; wilde, out of control fun ensues! How many doughy lumps will you knead before you get a yeasty rise? Let's see.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions try to push the boundaries of relationships. But they push back. Not everybody wants what you want. Not everyone is prepared to compromise now. Take a break. Sometimes you win by appearing to lose. I said 'appearing'... .
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Virgins can become obsessed by trivialities that can lead to regrettable actions, if you allow. Before you get poked in the snoot with an errant action, stop, think and turn your attention to something other than the dustballs of life.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) When is too much too much? Proud Libras have a tendency to go over the top in their various social pursuits. It can dredge up issues among compadres as you open up your wallet to whoever wants a taste. Who gets a piece of you? Who indeed!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Not only do you think that you are on top of your game, you also take more risks. This is not the best time to take risks. Sit back, reassess the pitfalls of certain actions and quietly plot your revolution. You are a legend in your own mind, proud Scorp.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) This week it is to your advantage to look and listen without commentary. Sit back and take notes. You will soon be in a prime position to take a stand... depending, of course, on what position you tend to favor. Ahem.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You are in the social hubbub. Everyone vies for your attention and affection. Sadly, not all will get it. This means that there will be a few souls with their noses out of joint. What is it about pink Caps that make them so appealing now? Beats me.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) You may be a shooting star in the corporate arena, but among partners you may be just another piece of cosmic debris. How quickly will you fall to earth under the weight of your own gravity? It depends upon your tail wind.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Even while you are tied to the desk at work, your imagination may kick in and enjoy a dreamy faraway vista. Dream on, Guppie. There will be a time soon when you can enjoy some downtime in a gorgeous, relaxing locale. Or is it a local... ?
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