Drama unfolds in more controllable, less destructive ways when manic Mars settles in easy Libra. The tumult of the past month suddenly seems to all make sense. Why not make a few dollars while you are at it?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Just when you thought that certain relationships weren't worth their salt, rowdy Mars spices things up. Proud Rams make the most of any partnership. Make yourself available. Pick and choose the best from the litter. Are you into trash?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Beneficial changes can be made on the job. You have several choices that may evaporate quickly. Queer Bulls can be laissez-faire, allowing themselves to be treated like a piece of styrofoam bobbing along the turgid waters. Hey, who is this Bob?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins find themselves in the center of all the action and looove it. Strut your stuff! Just how over the top will you be? Some things you can chalk up to the foibles of youth and some things have no excuse. Oh thank goodness!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Turn your attention to your domestic agenda. A change of residence is possible with an eye to making your situation more secure and less prone to the vagaries of others. Gay Crabs deserve a pink castle complete with moat. Nice turret.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Your communication hits home in a compelling, charming, disarming and bold manner. Proud Lions attract an eager audience for any half-baked idea. Keep it in the oven a little longer and let it rise to the occasion. You never know who will grab a slice.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins wrest control of their finances and not a moment too soon. You have squandered too many resources due to unmanageable risks. Take stock. Prioritize what is most important and what is accessory. Did I say 'what'? I meant 'who'.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Everyone knows that you have to till the soil before you can plant the seeds. And now the ground shifts, churns and turns. What was hidden is now revealed. Don't forget, after all the dirt has been dished you must plant the seeds so they can sprout.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Life has served you more cosmic spit balls than soft balls recently. But you bounce back this week. Mars gives you the intuitive oomph to make the right guess at the right time. Rub a crystal ball or two and see how rosy things become, proud Scorp.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) If you are out of sync with the group dynamic, get back into the social swim. You are a favorite even among those you dislike. We can't always get the cheerleaders we want but it is better than a raspberry from the stands. How hungry are you, gay Archer?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Your past, ill-conceived actions might have created quite a few potholes on your corporate highway. Pink Caps have been feeling their way in the dark without a clear direction and a proper guide. Keep feeling. You will find the big prize. Oooh, baby!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) The urge is to kick back but don't be lazy, Aqueerius. Activity has its rewards. Reach out to far flung friends, travel and expand your knowledge. Make your mark on the world in no uncertain terms. Make it more than a grimy oil slick for a change.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are ready and raring for love. Put on your spurs and chaps and lasso a few strays. You can literally sweep them off their feet. Ah, but will they love you when you are down and Out? Oftentimes that is the best position!
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