There is something almost magical about the Sun's move into Virgo now. Our hopes and dreams can take off into the stratosphere... or go off in an entirely different direction. Err, better pack a map and leave a trail of breadcrumbs, kids.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) If you think that the job will bring weeks of boring hum-drum, pack your drumsticks in your briefcase. Not only will you find yourself charging forward, sticks flying, you can also make a racket doing so. Go Out with a bang. Or with several... ahem.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Anything you do is taken to the Outer limits and becomes unmanageable. What can a queer Bull do to tone it down without it flatlining the festivities? Put your creativity to the test and back it up with a gust of common sense. Don't make it a stale wind.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins can be charmed by the superficials and various dangling carrots —wealth, recognition, status. Can your domestic sphere compete? Certainly! Remember that there are expensive trinkets that cannot be bartered or bought. Uh, no names please.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Got a few things on your mind? Say it, proud and queer, and the Earth moves. That's fabulous if what you ask for is what you really want. Mere thoughts can now transform a pebble of an idea into Mt. Everest. Get ready to climb, gay Crab.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Sun in Virgo makes even tiny financial transactions hit the jackpot. A seed grows into a sequoia if you do your homework and ask advice. Put all this new found dough to good use, proud Lion. You don't mind being loved for your money, do you?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins find that even their idle chit chat shakes the rafters. All eyes are upon you as you make a strong fashion statement. Is 'cheap and tawdry' the look you're looking for? Be careful not to make partners jealous or, worse, embarrassed.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Avoid gazing into any crystal ball this week. All you'll see are storm clouds and haze. Of course it's all in your head, but you may do some stupid thing that causes folks to undermine your efforts. My advice: find a calm and quiet retreat and chill out.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Who is running this circus? Who's in charge? Does the group dynamic speak for you or are you just mouthing the words to get along? Reevaluate your social circle and either dance to their tune or seek a group that has a better music sense.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers feel the need to review professional plans and personal goals and get them in sync. You ache to put thought into action, but wait. The landscape is shifting and you need to know where you want to be before you get going. Strive to be on top.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Your mind is open, expansive and moist with yearning to be learning. Don't let it dry up, pink Cap! But keep your best formed thoughts to yourself for the time being; 'Loose lips sink ships'. Well, at least it could get you a date.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Lie down on the couch and tell me all about it. A psychological epiphany drags you through hot coals but will be worth it eventually. Speaking of hot, Aqueerians sizzle and catch anyone's eye. Shall we use that couch for more entertaining purposes?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Sun in Virgo weighs your personal freedom with the obligations of a relationship. Guppies are ready to step into the boxing ring with partners however, this is a time for quiet discussion. How about calling it a draw and hanging up the gloves?
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