There is something magical and musical going on when Venus and Mercury dance their way into mighty Leo this week. Ha cha cha! Who can resist the urge to love and laugh through it all? I certainly can't.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) It is not the time to get into fine details, proud Ram. Relax. Let your imagination soar, seek a light romance or get your hands dirty with something ( or someone ) artistic. Venus and Mercury rub-a-dub and make their big move this week. Do the same.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Yawn. Queer Bulls should not be content with the same old stuff. What turns you on? Whatever is grilling your goose, turn up the heat when Venus and Mercury fire up Leo. Try looking at life from a new position. Errrr, prone...?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins can say what they mean and mean what they say. And they can do it in a way that charms just about any snake. ( A rare talent! ) You not only manage to get more than you bargained for, you also use it to your advantage. Take advantage!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Money flows more easily and you feel in charge of your destiny. Pink Crabs seem to have not only the insights but also the moxie. Calculated risks may just payoff. Then hello retirement! Or is it dissipation... ?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) You know what to say, so say it to powerfully connected folks. Press the flesh and impress them. But once you have them in the palm of your hand, what next? The idea is to mold them into a useable form. And what shape might that be?? Ahem.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You are especially intuitive at discerning the motivations of others. Also, you feel a strong urge to make a positive impact on the world around you. Why not combine both talents, queer Virgin? Build a team of do-gooders and do some good. Goody.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) The crowd looks to you for direction. Don't disappoint. You have some great ideas and some even better connections that can help out. Gather your best buddies and plan some groundshaking, groundbreaking events. Did the earth move for you?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps tend to keep their eye on the big corporate prize. All your careful planning and hard work may just pay off. When all else fails, use your considerable resources to charm the pinstriped pants off of the big kahunas. Then hang them out to dry.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) The summer is not over just yet. Choose a destination that will have them talking for weeks. Think big and boisterous. ( A perfect combination. ) Whoo hoo! Gay Archers are ripe for adventure. Get going before you begin to stink.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps not only feel sexy, they look pretty sexy too. Work both your inner and outer beauty to your advantage. Goodness knows it comes so infrequently. Belly up to the bar and sip at the cup of the debauched. Gee, I'll have what your drinking.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Concentrate on those intensely personal one-on-one relationships this week. Aqueerians may not want to admit it, but they can often feel incomplete and alienated. Turn on your electricity and plug into others. Surprise! One may recharge you.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Will you apply yourself to work projects, home based tasks, health regimes or open up your vista and explore new avenues to personal success? Who cares! The most important thing, Guppie, is to make your move now.
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