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out in the stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2006-07-12

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Just when you thought that life was careening out of control, Jupiter redirects and sets you right on course again. Regain your balance and aplomb. You can now handle anyone and anything. How hard will you squeeze?

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) There was a time when your love technique was a bit ham-fisted. Some like it that way but there are many who think it's overdone. Direct Jupiter makes you yummy without giving others heartburn. Just as long as their hearts burn for you later.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Relationships will modulate considerably. Jupiter finds delicious ways to sweeten your honeypot. Not a moment too soon. Queer Bulls accept an awful lot, but they have a limit. The only limit you should ever need to be happy is your Outer limit.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - July 12 ) Keep your wits about you while others are losing theirs. Jupiter redirects, pink Twin, and you can be as manic or as placid as you want. Strive to make every moment a worthwhile one. You maximize your luck and opportunities... for a change.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Inspiration strikes! Will you catch a rising star or amuse your muse with light amusements? Pink Crabs should do whatever brings them joy. You have been working too hard to squander this lucky penny. Joy? Penny? They're at the corner bar.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) The hectic pace has made you grouchy and unhappy. Don't be surprised if life continues apace but in a new, more interesting direction. It is amazing how energized proud Lions feel in a crazy beehive of activity of their own wonderful making.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins have the gift of gab. Ask and you shall receive... in the dollops. Rein in your more effusive thoughts and focus, channel and direct them to where they have the greatest chances of success. So be sure to say it without spraying it, buddy.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras usually have trouble saving and investing. Now you find a few lucky ways to pocket some of the change before it evaporates. Good thing too. There are a few expensive little trinkets that you would love to obtain. Do we know their name?

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) All your dirty laundry has been hung out for public scrutiny. Poor proud Scorp; Mystery has deserted you. But thankfully Jupiter now redirects and you regain your cloak of secrecy. Err, but is that your slip showing... ?

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Hidden enemies were having a field day with you. Now the tables are turned, and none too soon. Gay Archers were apt to jump to conclusions based on few facts. Now you can jump to conclusions on a few more facts. Jump, fetch and then roll over.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Jupiter redirects and pink Caps realize that they can harness and better manage the delightful array of invitations that come their way and enjoy each of them to the last drop. The only downside is that you drink from many vats at once. This is a downside??

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Work seems totally uncontrollable and manic—a shark pit. But now, Aqueerius, grab your harpoon and go shark fishing. You bring order from chaos and take advantage of the power void. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Get absolutely corrupted.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Wake up, Guppie. Jupiter redirects and commands you to venture Out and see the world. There will be quite a few lucky breaks for you in some interesting, exotic places. But you have to go and find them yourself. There will be no home delivery.

( c ) 2006 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Check out www.TheStarryEye.com . Plot your 2006 with Lichtenstein's astrology book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians.'


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