Venus and Mars make their move this week and set our hearts and minds aflutter. Grab what you can before it all flies away. Nothing succeeds like excess, comrade. Yippee!!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Debonair gay Rams are not only a treat for the eyes; they also seem to know just what to do to charm the masses. Venus and Mercury turn on the pink spotlight. Ply your trade with chilled champagne or cold hard cash. The harder the better!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) There are myriad new ways to make a splash. But thinking about it won't get you where you need to be. Act! Queer Bulls also have a secret admirer. Well maybe not secret but certainly someone who is undercover. Should we keep them that way?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) This week brings a celebration of the superficial. Pink Twins are in their element! Not only do you attract new pals, you also convert a few old foes into fans. Venus and Mercury make their beauty marks. And isn't that what it's really all about?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) If you have been eyeing that corner office, make your move. Make friends in high places, gay Crab The only caveat here is to not take on too much too soon. You may find that your appetite is too big for your stomach. Err... and this is a problem??
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions get the urge to scratch an itch and the itch occurs above the neck. You hunger for more knowledge. It results in personal achievement as well as in the corporate sphere. Are you too smart for your own good? Wellllll not just yet.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You can become too big for your britches. Turn up the heat and see what ( and who ) cooks. Queer Virgins are ready for action and try to take things to the outer limits. You are sexy, steamy and a bit over the top. Hey, whatever you prefer!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) It is as if a warm light is gently turned on in any harsh situation. Enjoy it while you can, proud Libra. Too too soon things fall back into routine and you will be back to washing your lover's dirty socks and reheating some old leftovers. No names please.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps not only get more things done around the office, they also charm others into their service. Delegate as much as you can and don't waste time. When the clock strikes midnight you revert back into a drone with a moan.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) This may be the week to buy a lottery ticket. Gay Archers are naturally creative and inspiring. Make your moves and maximize your potential before your vibrancy dissipates and you become just another hack with a hankering.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps look around their living space and see more than just a bunch of worn accoutrements. They see a palace! Upgrade, refresh and bring joy to the drab oppression of your very existence. Hang a pink light in your grotto and dance, dance, dance!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) If you are filled with great ideas and pithy opinions, release them to the skies. Aqueerians find that sharing what they have can multiply their rewards. Enlist a group and try to change the course of events. At very least, change your underwear. Ahem.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) You find that while life is more costly than usual, it can also be filled with extraordinary experiences, beautiful objects and a high flying lifestyle. Whoopee!! Remember Guppie, life is more than just a bottle of beer and a bratwurst. Or is it...?
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