May sweeps through our life like so much wilde wind. Will you be the type who finds comfort in being tethered or do you prefer to be tempest tossed? Just accept the bad hair days along with the breeze.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams put their best foot forward in an attempt to show others how great they are. If some effete types are too wrapped up in themselves to notice you, just take it all in stride. Dance to your own music even if no one follows along.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls seem especially good at talking about how they feel. Yawn. Actions speak prouder than words. Even if it seems like you are hitting a brick wall, perseverance works wonders... as well as champagne and sweets in large boxes. Hint, hint.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Friends lead you into expensive mischief. How expensive is up to you. This is all good if the activity is to your liking. However if you find yourself compromising, switch groups. How about hanging out with a group of well-endowed philanthropists?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs act like they're in charge. Are you parroting what the senior staff wants to hear? Chickens come home to roost if your authority is based on hot air. Bank your bonus and plot revolution. No one guards your interests like you alone.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Escape sounds like a good idea until you plan it out. Proud Lions find more relaxation at home than abroad. The most important thing is to find a quiet refuge. It may not make a difference if it is in Paris, Maui or the Bronx. Well, maybe it would.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) A certain love affair shivers your timbers and shakes your foundation. Find some interesting and surprising possibilities in your current stable of compadres. There may be one buckaroo that is worth culling from the herd... that is if you are into tenderloin.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras may feel pulled and stretched in two different directions with each side making their non-negotiable demands. Sigh. Balance is everything, sweetheart. Do what your heart tells you and you will avoid a great deal of heartburn.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Stress may build to a breaking point. Proud Scorps need to take a look at their diet or drop it all and chill in some faraway spot. Neither option will have long term impact. Monumental change can only occur with a change of perspective. Err, prone... ?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) If you have been satisfying your creative urges, expect interesting payoffs. Gay Archers are not best served by sticking to the straight and narrow ( who is?? ) . Explore the path not taken and if you can, slow down the rat race. It's for a bunch of rats, anyway.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps can be content to plotz like couch potatoes every weekend night. Boring? It is for you to decide, I suppose. But if you can't muster even a bit of get-up-and-go, you may find that partners eventually get-up-and-go without you.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Your careful instructions may either be ignored or misunderstood. It may be difficult to get things done. Instead of playing petty despot, try instituting a democracy. Aqueerians may still be elected... if they provide the right stump speech.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are angling for a good time. The problem is that your personal funds may not cover your inflated overhead. Try to either live within your means or find someone who can support you in the style to which you would like to become accustomed.
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