A little birdie told me that the Sun is in Taurus now. Err, better make that a very big bird. Taurus never know when enough is enough as they enjoy life to every last bit. Go for it before they haul it away.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) What is it that motivates gay Rams now? I think it must be money, money, money. There are a few little expensive trinkets that you simply must have. Sun in Taurus has you checking out assorted bottom lines. Anyone we know... ?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Don't rest on your laurels, nor should you rely on the usual tricks of the trade to just get by. Just 'getting by' will simply not do. Stretch yourself, queer Bull. Get out of your box and go where you have never gone before. No, not Scranton.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) A light shines in your closet and reveals a load of dust and assorted grimy garbage. Clean it out, pink Twin. Sun in Taurus provides a reason for living. There is a spring in your step and a warmth in your spirit. Or is it just the fajita you had for lunch... ?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs are thrust into the epicenter of the social swirl where they happily take charge. You are the lifeblood of any event and have great ideas as to how to bring people together. Friends just can't get enough of you. Family however is another thing... .
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Keep an eye on corporate politics--you discern distant rumblings that work in your favor. Proud Lions are given an opportunity to show senior staff what they can do. Strut upon the stage. Is it a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) If you are not planning a nice relaxing vacation now, you should be. Spread your influence globally by cruising the internet or cruising... on the ocean. Queer Virgins benefit from time away from the beehive. How about some vodka stingers by the sea?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras feel sexy, sultry and a bit mischievous. You manage to find a few co-conspirators to enable you in your assorted sordid pursuits. So allow your friskiness full reign. You simply cannot be tied down. Unless of course that is your 'thing.'
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps may be hanging on the sidelines, watching the action and waiting for the right time. The time is now. You can make some powerful connections to others. For those comfortably settled in, strengthen the ties that bind. Maybe tie the knot? Ouch!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Spring is in the air! So let's start thinking about summer and swimsuit season. Get into better shape and revitalize your overall health and fitness. Gay Archers can also tackle any detailed project and clear their desks of work. Oh, goodie.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) The party finds you and you must be ready to participate. Sun in Taurus unleashes your 'fun' side and encourages all pink Caps to take a creative leap or two. Does a cabaret act involving a can opener, mouse ears and a jar of pickles count?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians feel in the middle of a tornado that blows their feelings, possessions and plans into the far winds. Gain control and place things back in order—maybe not in the exact same order. Break free, be yourself and dance the dance. No, not disco.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Speak from the heart, let others know how you feel and expect some wonderful responses. You have a lot of 'asks.' Ask away! Before you know it your cockles are warm and your persona is cool. Life is a bowl of cherries! Do they really like bowling... ?
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