The Sun ambles into Pisces this week and eventually squares Pluto. Expect your best laid plans to be tossed into a blender. There is a time for plunging ahead and a time to throw ones arms up and surrender to the wilde and woolly forces. Choose the latter, friends.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Planning an escape may not be the escape you planned. Blissful afternoons by the pool and naked minions feeding you peeled grapes warm your cockles. But the way things go you could be 'peeler' rather than 'peelee.' Pack a tweezer, proud Ram.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Friends cast a disapproving eye on your latest heartthrob. No one is totally wrong; Somewhere between your experiences and their perceptions is the real story. You realize that as you sample your bag of sweets. Sour balls, gummi bears or lifesavers?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Relationships chaff against your career plans. Pink Twins don't feel confident unless their public and private lives are in harmony. If you're on the prowl, you are drawn to needy souls. Decide just how much you are prepared to give as the masses just take.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) The big picture can get lost among all the details this week. Sun in Pisces squares Pluto may pile it high but you do have options. Take a breather, wait until the dust settles and so will you. A little procrastination can work wonders! Do I smell a vacation?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions are tempted to throw their hearts to the wind and see who scrapes it off the sidewalk. You are tempted into extreme behavior and that makes it difficult to ascertain when enough is too much. Hmmm. Better enjoy it while you can.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins want to compromise in certain difficult relationships. But remain practical. Don't risk probing into heavy issues now. Smile kindly, say nothing and wait until the landscape changes. You can still probe without saying a word.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras suddenly possess that rare talent of saying the exact wrong thing at the exact wrong time. Oops. My advice; keep your thoughts to yourself. As painful as that may be it can be more painful to collect unemployment... I think.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Fun has a way of costing far more than expected. Proud Scorps are not usually frivolous souls but now you and your dough are flying high. Avoid a crash landing by checking the bottom line before takeoff or at least packing a pillow for the landing.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Will you pick at your hornets' nest of domestic issues? Sun in Pisces offers optimism and oomph to turn over a new leaf in family affairs or create a more relaxing home environment. Will you decorate, renovate or detonate, gay Archer?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps express themselves when the Sun enters Pisces. But if you expect to shine a karmic beacon into every dark dismal corner, expect blinding neon as Pluto gets into the act. Chill out, pink Cap. Save your proud pronouncements until next week.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Be generous with pals but don't spend it all at once, Aqueerius. This flight of fancy comes with First Class airfare. Social affairs can blow your wad. Enjoy your spark in the dark, but expect the fireworks to ignite even without your costly match.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Sun in your own signs pushes you into center stage but don't assume too much responsibility. Tasks that you accept now won't help your corporate ascent. They could weigh you down while the rest of the pack ambles ahead. Delegate!
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