Our hopes, dreams and great ideas meld into a powerful love potion this week. Rather than rest on your laurels, prepare to posit on a golden throne. That is, if you decide to rise to the occasion.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) You do yourself a disservice by shutting out the world. Proud Rams need to fly into the action and hum with the general buzz. By doing so, you tap into your genius and make a social mark. Or is it a sting? Just watch where you point that thing, honey.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls pull a few tricks out of their corporate hats and use them to their sexy advantage. You sizzle and attract anyone you want. Seduction is high on your needs hierarchy. But guess who will wind up being the one hogtied and branded? Lucky thing.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) How can you spice up a bland relationship? Toss off your inhibitions, let it all hang out and give the world a good long look. ( Well maybe it will just seem long. ) Experiment with some new techniques, pink Twin. Stop at the power drill and kitty litter.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) There is something going on at work that can get you into trouble. But pink Crabs benefit from a proletariat revolution if they take calculated risks and forge alliances. You have nothing to lose but your chains, a drab grey cubicle and pile of paperclips.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Who knew that certain people were so entertaining and so much fun! Merriment is found in any venue and with almost anyone. Proud Lions discover that even the very bottom of their social barrel is top rated. Well at least it will seem that way. Ahem.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins decide to turn over a new healthy leaf and rid their environment from toxins and dirt. At least you find ways of reducing stress and creating something fresh out of something stale. Exercise by pushing around some of the furniture.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Casual conversations have monumental impact on your life this week. Don't shy away from either the heaviness or the lightness of being. The critical thing is to just 'be' in the moment. Take a bite out of life, proud Libra, before it eats your lunch.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) The grass is greener in the next yard, or so you think. Gay Scorps have an itch to keep up with the Joneses. Why? Instead of running with the herd, spruce up your nest with items that make a strong personal statement with an exclamation point!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Sometimes you feel like a voice in the forest whom no one hears. It is especially untrue now when even your faint whispers reverberate across town and shiver timbers. Speak up, proud and queer Archer. Make the timbers crash and burn. Watch your toes.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) There is more to life than gaudy trinkets and cheap tricks. The world reveals its beauty to you in mysterious, harmonic and karmic ways and not with quick riches. Well they do say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, gay Cap. Goodie... .
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Don't sit at home. It's time to venture Out with the crowd. Aqueerians wander into exciting new social circles that change their lives... or at least their appearance. Choose wisely and avoid unfashionable crowds who wear qiana and white belts.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies get an unexpected leg up in their career. Build your professional castle on solid rock and not on shifting sand. Bolster your gains with hard work and cement it with political savvy. Either that or take the money and run, run, run!
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