What happens when the brilliant Sun opposes stern Saturn? Our frothy dreams get a pop of reality. Rude awakening? Maybe just a gentle nudge? It is all good ...if we remember to pack a parachute for our landing.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Compadres are ready to have a good gay time while proud Rams pay the freight. Choose your assorted jollies with an eye towards personal enjoyment as opposed to what the group's wants. Press the flesh but count your fingers.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) You are the wunderkind of work and can do no wrong. But significant others are significantly pissed. Expect moments of intense conflict on the domestic front when Sun opposes Saturn. Who loves you baby? I know it ain't the Vice President....
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins hanker to get their opinions greater global coverage. You press hound, you! Travel may be highlighted but you can be strangely coy about what you need and where you want to go. Is it because you secretly yearn to visit Gary .... Indiana?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Many alluring folks are inexplicably drawn to you as a moth to a flame but don't be surprised if you singe your own pink claws instead. Every intimate encounter is a costly one now gay Crab. Gaudy baubles don't come cheap as you soon find out!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions find themselves lured, trapped and caged. You may rant and rail at your lack of independence but secretly you are thrilled. You now have your own personal cheering section. Shelve the concept 'me' and go for the 'we'. Wheeee!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) All these voices in your head can be a bit disconcerting, queer Virign. It will be easy to fall back into old, safe patterns rather than take a risk on totally new and exciting opportunities. But spread your wings and make a creamy, cheesy schmear!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) You are the life of the party. At least you think so. Proud Libras avidly seek over-the-top extreme fun. Yet, friends are unimpressed with your antics. Blaze a new independent trail and seek new playmates. How boisterous can you be? Ask the bois.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Is it January doldrums? Whatever it is you are content to hang around the house and keep a low profile. Proud Scorps seek balance between an active career and a calm homelife. Until the solution presents itself, repair and rest your nubby stub.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) You yearn to make your mark. Will it be a dirt smudge or a neon sign? Will you fall back into old habits of pushing until you are all pushed out? Don't. The secret to success is to think big but take action in small steps. But don't crawl!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps think they can buy love. Sure you can woo a few misbegotten souls with glitter and gloss for a short time. But if you are in it for the long haul, short and sweet may not ultimately satisfy. Don't you want someone to love you just as you are? Then again...
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are the center of attention. This is good if you are a solo act but it may cause frictions with partners who feel left out. You also dazzle potential admirers to the point of overload. Can you be too much of a good thing now? You don't think so.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are sensitive to outside stimuli. Now you are bombarded with all sorts of cosmic vibes. Can you discern the real from the imagined? You can't. Wait. Next week demons make themselves known in no uncertain terms so you can overcome them.
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