1 Siobahn and Oliver at 9. pix by Kirk
It was a Hoosier hoot at the grand opening of 9, the new club in Highland, Indiana. The drive was a bit arduous, but the male nudity helped to quell the pain. Thanks to Siobahn, Oliver, Joe and everyone else who helped make it worth the drive.
So, yeah... the cover. Maybe I'm the only one who finds it hilarious. But I do... find it hilarious that is. I tried it as a social experiment, but as I explain on page 18, when lust is involved all other senses fall by the wayside. Special thanks to A.K. for hooking me up with his boyfriend Dave for the shoot. I honestly cannot tell you the last time there was a shirtless boy that hot in my bedroom ( if ever ) . Let this be a lesson: Look closely when cruising. You may blow out a tire.
Sofo, what have you done with my machine??? I'm mortified and I think I shall never come in again. OK, I'm over it. But if you want my many, many dollar bills, please bring it back. PLEASE!!!
Looks like I overdosed on my desperate pills. Detox begins immediately.
I could make a cheap joke about getting my stocking stuffed at Touché for their Night of 100 Santas. But I'm far more evolved than that. Suffice it to say that my chimney... I'm helpless. I need bad joke intervention. Wonder whom Michael Richards consulted? Maybe Jesse can set me straight!
Tune in next week for Nightspots' annual gift guide. Page after page of pointless consumer goods. Makes you thankful Jesus was born. Virgin birth? Bitch, please!