Many of you readers will be elated to know that I have vanquished the hag Liz on the WordBuilder game at SoFo. In truth, by the time that my prior column hit the streets, she was toast. At this point, I'm just fortifying my defenses. Here's a pic of my whole operation: The game itself, a cigarette and a filthy Stoli martini with three olives. Aye, but there be method to it.
From the 'Oh, shit, I forgot to cover it!' Department: Make sure to see 'Paper Dolls,' Vanity Fair's Thursday night show at Mary's Attic. The hottest mess in town.
Although TeriYaki got pretty hot this week. If you can take it, see page 32 for her rant, courtesy of myspace.com/nightspots.
Now accepting donations for gas money. It's gonna be a pricey week on the ol' gas tank. Wednesday night ( possibly tonight if you are one of those rabid fans who snatch up the magazine the day it comes out ) I'll be setting sail for Elgin to witness the kickoff of Mile High Club at Medusa's. Buzz has been buzzing for some time about this hot new boy's night in Kane County. Next Wednesday, they welcome the girls of Versage Productions for three, count 'em, three floors of ambisexual excitement. Sure to include your predilection. Accent on 'lick.'
Also, this Friday I'll be at the Wyndham Hotel in Lisle for the release party for advicekey.com, the hottest new adult internet playground. Chicago's own JoJo Baby will host. The usual madness will have no choice but to ensue.
The same night sees the first installment of Ohm, from the folks and folkettes who bring you the Boom Boom Room. We've been waiting this one out for a while.
Also, that same night you can see me at Jackhammer for the Flesh Hungry Dog show. We are joining up with the Dogz for a kickoff party for WindyCityQueercast, our podcast chock full o' queerness. Go to www.windycityqueercast.com to give a listen. I hear this Jared Jones is quite talented ( and sexy to boot! )
And while we are discussing the future, let me just thank all of you who cast your vote this past week. We have arrived at a momentous time in which we can see great change for the better. I know I feel that I helped. You should too. Now if only we could get a gay boy in the White House. My vote's for Neil Patrick Harris is 2020. Take a wild guess who's bucking for the role of first ladyboy!
kirk@windycitymediagroup.com