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from the booth
by Randy Pubert

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Jet Set Direct: Take Three


Judging a Porn By Its Cover

Pubert: Cover looks like a take-off of the movie Closer.

Ghost: There's Julia Roberts, Jude Law...

P: This is a series where directors produce single scenes.

Two guys in a dressing room, one says he is straight. They are preparing for a photo shoot.

P: He just showed his cock.

G: Wow! It's huge.

P: He keeps looking at the camera.

G: I like his nose.

P: Oh, you like a big nose, do you?

G: Yeah, but he needs a fluffer.

P: The straight guy looks bored in the background.

G: Now the photographer is taking pics. He's all about the business.

P: He is an artiste.

G: The straight guy just came in the corner.

P: I am disappointed that he didn't join in.

The next scene is two men playing football. ' Tight end or wide receiver.'

G: I think they are talking in metaphors.

P: This dialogue is bad. He looks better wet.

G: Take a Viagra if you can't get hard!

We go outdoors after this to a tourist lost on Los Angeles.

P: I think I was in LA when they filmed this.

G: A Latin local is helping the guy find his way.

P: He just asked if he speaks English.

G: That was quick. They are going back to Hernando's Hideaway.

P: I guess they are speaking the language of love now.

G: Eww, bad kissers.

P: His face is all red.

G: It could be drugs.

P: The plot thickens. Maybe he has a sunburn.

G: They are doing the reverse cowboy.

P: Hmm, luv that position.

G: He's crossing the language barrier real quick.

P: Just a hop over the border.

Next section is called The Cable Guy.

G: Is Jim Carrey in this movie?

P: The stud in the towel is frustrated with no cable.

G: He confronts his neighbor who can fix it.

P: Wait, that is porn showing on his TV. I don't have that channel on my cable!

G: I guess it's a premium channel. Haha!

P: They are playing Inspector Gadget music.

G: It's distracting. If someone is that hot sucking me then I am going to be hard.

P: They keep going back to the guy masturbating on TV.

G: He's ugly. I want to see the cable guy cum.

P: He has big balls.

G: He looks like he takes steroids, but still hot.

P: He gave him back his money for fixing the cable.

G: See? He is a good guy.

P: This is like the Grindhouse of dirty movies. Pornhouse…

G: Despite the erection problems, I still liked this movie.

P: Definitely worth checking out Take 3 for the hot guys and different styles of directing.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Ghost: Thumbs up the butt.

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