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from the booth
2006-08-23

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with randy pubert

Boot Boy

from Chi Chi LaRue

Pubert schools 'apt pupil' Stephen Kink about the 'dark half' of movies. These 'firestarters' work the 'graveyard shift' to go the extra 'green mile' and give 'IT' a thumbs up or down. So 'stand by me,' grab your popcorn, your dog 'Cujo' and get ready for another sCarrie review, you dirty bird!

Judging a Porn By Its Cover

Stephen: I like the cover boy.

Pubert: Uh huh!

S: I don't know a lot of boot boys that have their hair foiled!

P: That's a funny pose on the back. He has a John Deere hat.

We sit down to a story from the boot boy about his friends and their sexual adventures while he rubs his client's shoe.

P: We get a spit shine from boot boy. Doodley do, doodley doo, Wayne's World, excellent! Fantasy sequence!

S: We go from the boot the beach. Check out the Speedos.

P: Of course Marcos is the pool boy.

S: I am offended. 'I'll use my pool net on you, whitey.'

P: That pool boy is teaching them a lesson with his other rod.

S: It's chunky in the middle. It's like a Ballpark frank.

P: You can tell Chi Chi picked the music, all the beats.

S: They are doing a circle jerk, poolside. I am betting blondie will cum first.

P: My money is on Marcos. It's like the game, Marco… Polo!

To celebrate Gay Rodeo weekend, we have two cowboys in a bar…

S: This is like the Madonna video 'Don't Tell Me'.

P: Please tell pornos to stop--I am sick of the Brokeback Mountain thing. I liked cowboys before they were cool.

S: You and Barbara Mandrell.

P: Well, the bale of hay is a nice touch. I have seen him in some other videos. Tyler Riggs is big and chunky.

S: Well, Mr. Chunky just shot all over his friend's boots.

P: They could have called this video Dirty Boots.

S: That's not going to come out.

Following this scene, we have a guy trapped in a cage suspended by chains and another guy teasing him on top of the cage.

P: Was this shot in Touché? Their cage is smaller.

S: It's a swing and cage all in one!

P: He just keeps swinging back and forth.

S: Wouldn't it be funny if the cage fell?

P: They are cage kissing now. This scene is too long.

S: I think it is hot. I like the guy's wrist tattoo.

P: I have seen some crazy shit but this is weird.

S: This is for someone that wants something different.

P: Oh my hell!

S: He is making him suck him through the bars. If his dick goes to the left, does that mean he is conservative?

P: I don't like that line below his balls.

S: We all have that line.

P: The cat is finally let out of the cage for the big finish.

S: A real leather man would not let him out of the cage.

P: And real leather men don't wear Gap jeans!

We now return to the boot boy. After the hot stories, he warms up to the customer.

S: The guy that won Boot Black 2006 doesn't look like him.

P: I have never seen customer service like this before.

S: The client is so sweaty.

P: It is hot under those lights.

S: He is cumming on his boots and then licking it up.

P: He has to clean it all over again.

S: It is back to the beginning for little brave boot black!

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Stephen: Thumbs way up the butt.

To Purchase Chi Chi LaRue's Boot Boy online go to www.Channel1Releasing.com or go to our local store at Leather Sport/ Cupid's Treasures 3505 N Halsted St. Tell them Pubert sent you!

Want to practice your boot black artistry? E-mail pubert@windycitymediagroup.com


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