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from the booth
Manifesto by Raging Stallion
by randy pubert
2006-05-31

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Pubert from the North side enlists Lemony Lickit from the South side to get opinions that aren't so black and white. P and L won't leave you on the down low, and will get you out the house to rent the video!

Judging a Porn By Its Cover

Lemony: The cover makes it look like we are there. Leather couch, lots of leather.

Pubert: 2 discs, lots to keep you busy with this video. The cover guy, Huessein, sent me his music CD. Very Arabic sounding.

Scene I: Cock Fight

P: This is like Fight Club. Look at the Russian tattoo. I'm no girlie man!

L: And that fancy footwork. There's not a lot of dialogue.

P: They're taking turns on the punching bag.

L: The room is too dark.

P: Frenchie is getting French kissed.

L: Blowjobs are too long these days.

P: In real life they don't last longer than ten minutes on a good day!

L: His hole is big. Open for business.

P: Are they having sex on top of the punching bag?

L: Wow, he is an Energizer bunny.

Scene II: Huessein

P: Nice drums in the background. Raging Stallion always has good music. Maybe it is from Hussein's CD.

L: Huessein is too hairy.

P: Are you kidding? This is him trimmed!

L: He is short at 4'9. He's almost a hobbit.

P: Huesein drops the weights and starts lifting another dumbbell.

L: Yeah, shake that laffy taffy! Look at that butt.

P: I don't have much of a butt, so I am jealous. Well, not of the hair on the ass.

L: He looks like a werewolf.

P: Before he changed all the way…

L: He uses spit as lube to jack off. That is painful, use lube, Huessein!

Scene III: Love Seat

P: Their jeans are going to stick on the leather couch, ouch!

L: He has an apple bottom in those jeans.

P: They look like regular men. I like that.

L: What kind of cockring is that? It looks like a steering wheel cover.

P: Is that a dog barking in the background?

L: That is my favorite position. What is that called?

P: Missionary. Maybe watching porn with me will give you some new ideas to try.

Scene IV: French Kiss

P: Big surprise, he gets a European kiss.

L: That one guy has a small mouth.

P: Yeah, not much to French.

L: He has a pale penis.

P: Look! A tire fell over the set. Part of the whole back room feel to this movie.

L: There is a whole other disc to watch. I want to see Jay Black.

P: I have had enough leather for one month. I am ready for IML to be over for another year!

L: Hot guys in the video but no story.

P: The production is top notch. This is only for leather lovers. With a cover like this, viewers know what they are in for with Manifesto.

Lemony: Thumbs down the throat

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt

To order Manifesto, go to www.ragingstallion.com

Stay tuned next week, while we take a break from leather porn to review lesbian porn.

Any hot IML stories? E-mail Pubert@windycitymediagroup.com


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