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from the booth
by Pubert and Groeper
2006-04-19

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Dorm Life 6 by Cocodorm.com

Pubert from the North side enlists Lemony Lickit from the South side to get opinions that aren't so black and white. P and L won't leave you on the down low, and will get you out the house to rent the video!

Judging a Porn By Its Cover

Pubert: They're flipping the bird to anyone looking at the cover!

Lemony: Yeah, why are they so aggressive? This movie is rated F for Freaky.

P: People might get so offended they might never pick this one up!

In a college dorm somewhere we begin with four freaky freshmen doing some homework.

P: They must be studying How to Strip 101.

L: What's up with the yellow walls and yellow sheets?

P: He's wearing chain necklaces and they are getting in the way of the blowjob.

L: He's wearing little handcuffs as jewelry.

P: The video just moves right along. This is all choreographed.

L: These guys are in tune. He's sucking so loud!

P: One of them is too girly. Talk about an African queen. That's a black hole, brother.

L: Yeah, who is he, the ass inspector? He is trying to be cool with the FTL underwear.

P: Inspector Gadget. What is FTL?

L: Fruit of the Loom, ha ha. He needs to take off the socks. What, is that herpes on his ass?

P: Talk about red eye. He keeps looking at the camera.

L: This is like Twister with all the guys in the same room. Right hand yellow!

P: Maybe he's an acrobat.

Next we upgrade with smoking sophomores on a red futon.

P: There's a huge banner with Cocodorm.com on the wall. That is product placement for you!

L: There is no music. This is awkward and creepy.

P: One guy keeps grinning at the camera. That's freaking me out!

L: It makes the scene unbelievable. Does he have makeup on his butt?

It's Coco Boys Gone Wild as jumping juniors get nasty in the room.

L: Look at his tongue. He's acting like it is a lollipop!

P: I think he's high. He has a dazed look on his face.

L: Why is he shaking like that?

P: He's getting his engine started... He has an ugly penis.

Time to graduate with soulful seniors passing final examinations.

L: Nice Rainbow Brite bedsheets. I see the camera!

P: He's slurping so loud it is going to wake the neighbors.

L: Oh my god, he's blowing bubbles in his asshole.

P: He's like a bubble machine. Weird!

L: These guys are young. I feel like a pedophile watching this.

P: Did they go into college campuses and recruit these guys? Cocodorm.com needs to go back to film school before making Dorm Life 7.

Pubert: Finger down the throat.

Lemony: Finger down the throat.

Favorite college experience? Write pubert@windycitymediagroup.com

To purchase this video go to the campus bookstore at www.cocodorm.com


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