'Porn experts' Pubert and Dicksel promise to be punctual, picky and probing with all their reviews. Thumbs up the butt ( good review ) or thumbs down the throat ( gag me bad review ) . Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
Pubert: The model on the cover ( Niko ) is incredibly hot!
Dicksel: He looks unreal. Hot Hot Hot House.
Our Mischief begins with a tanned hottie rubbing himself on his lawn chair. Suddenly, he gets interrupted by two others towel fighting.
P: Someone just had a moment.
D: Now the guys in the background are rubbing lotion on each other.
P: I met one of them at the leather market here last year. Small world... .
D: How cute, they just threw him in the pool. Which always leads to a blowjob.
P: Yeah, he's getting a double Speedo sausage sandwich! These guys have the perfect tans. I need a vacation.
More mayhem erupts poolside with a one-on-one coupling.
P: They're doing the spread eagle in the gazebo.
D: This is a like a workout that they do together. They make it look easy.
It's lunchtime as our story continues with a grassy lawn scene.
D: How cute, a picnic lunch. Look at him rub that lotion on.
P: This video really takes its time and lets you body worship the stars.
D: Yuck, the one approaching him is wearing Hawaiian shorts.
P: I bet he is hung; with a mug like that he must be.
D: And he is! This video is not for beginners.
After lunch, we have dessert with our cover boy Niko. He is going for a quick dive into the pool.
P: I hope he doesn't get cramps swimming so soon after lunch.
D: Wow, it's a split screen. You get two for the price of one! He is trimmed like he was in the spa all day.
P: I am gonna go home and shave now. Even long hair looks good on him. He looks like Colin Farrell in the New World movie.
On a grassy knoll nearby two guys are shooting their water guns at each other.
D: Someone is going to get super soaked!
P: Even how they pull off their swimsuits is sexy.
The last scene is on the other disc. Includes a fun-fuck-filled four-way.
P: This video says 'adults only' and I can barely handle it at 36!
D: Yeah, you need 4 or 5 times to get through it, worth every penny. Niko should have had another scene with someone, not a solo jack off. It was still hot though.
P: Why is it called Mischief? Because the guys play little water pistol games? They should have called in Brokeback Pool Party.
Pubert: Big thumbs up the butt
Dicksel: Big thumbs up the butt
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