Snow Pups
by All Worlds Video
'Porn experts' Pubert and Dicksel promise to be punctual, picky and probing with all their reviews. Thumbs up the butt ( good review ) or thumbs down the throat ( gag me bad review ) . Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
Dicksel: They look like Abercrombie and Fitch models.
Pubert: Yeah, good thing they have those scarves to keep their naked bodies warm.
Our 'tail' begins with outdoor scenes of young twinks playing in the snow. The action then abruptly switches to an indoor scene between a daddy and his young lover.
P: That was a long intro. What was with the close up on a creek? It made me want to pee, not get turned on.
D: Their ski caps are cheesy.
P: Oh gawd, he sounds like a grizzly bear.
Next scene is a snowball fight outside with a cute stud stroking by the fireplace inside.
P: The director loves his close up shots. This one is of a slow burning fireplace.
D: The guy is stroking his poker. I like the all-American man.
P: He's doing the reverse-hand grip. Why do some guys do that? Is it to pretend it's someone else's hand?
D: Someone was hiding in the shadows. Now we get some 69 action!
P: The man on top always gets the short end of the stick. I tried that position last night so I know...
Skip to next scene with a tattoo daddy and a young pup.
P: Eww, his tattoos look like sleeves. I don't like how the young one is looking at the camera. It's freaking me out!
D: The tattoo on his chest says, 'Chuck'. I wonder if he is still with Chuck?
P: What kind of sound is he making?
D: He sounds like a garbage disposal. I would kick him out of bed after making sounds like that!
Last scene brings us to the edge with two ugly pups, or dogs...
D: Were those guys just on the bunny slope?
P: Their speech is garbled. I can't understand him.
D: Maybe, his cock ring is too tight.
P: These two are not attractive. Isn't the goal of the producers to pick hot guys?
D: Yeah, I wouldn't sleep with either one of them.
P: Gross, he just emptied the condom on his chest!
D: All Worlds must have spent all their money on the outdoor scenes. The interiors look like my aunt's house.
P: Exactly, bad lighting, bad sets, and bad music, these pups should be spanked with a rolled up issue of Nightspots. We are saving people lots of money by not recommending this video.
D: People should pump to something else besides Snow Pups.
Pubert: Thumbs down the throat
Dicksel: Thumbs down the throat
To check out what were are talking about go to www.allworldsvideo.com
Have you been a bad pup? E-mail Pubert@windycitymediagroup.com
