by All Worlds Video
Pubert: This is an older video from my collection. So much porn, so little time ( sigh ) .
Ghost: This is All Worlds?
P: Yup, Chi Chi bought their company. Talk about a porn empire.
Speaking of Chi Chi, she starts off the video by pushing the stars in the water yelling, 'Have fun you guys!'
G: Everyone starts kissing in the pool.
P: Hey, what about that one guy?!? He is left out.
G: Haha, he's just looking around.
P: What exactly is an orgy, five or more?
G: Four are just swingers. Is that Jason Hawke?
P: You know him from the waist down?
G: It's not him.
P: This movie is like a documentary.
G: It's a free for all. The guys are just kissing each other in the pool.
P: A light summer video. I need a break after Pride. Whose butt is that?
G: He has a perineum piercing. The taint, as some people say.
P: The guys are breaking off into groups.
G: Yeah, good pairings.
P: Not easy to focus on all the hot guys. The camera jumps from person to person too much.
G: This flick is all over the place. Lots of disembodied men; I can't see their faces.
P: It makes me not want to have an orgy.
G: 10 seconds here, 10 seconds there.
P: Plus, a lot of cockrings.
G: Well, it's an older crowd. Bonus--we get shrimping by the pool.
The men all line up and suck each other in a line around the pool.
P: It's a daisy chain poolside!
G: Looks pretty, but it's boring.
P: Two people are always left out.
G: Yes, one at both ends.
P: The stars are allowed to do whatever they want, but they need some direction.
G: An hour of oral.
P: Finally some fucking under the shady pines.
G: Someone's been spanked. Big hand prints.
P: Isn't Shady Pines from the Golden Girls?
G: Is your name Rose?
The video ends with everyone cumming on an All Worlds sign.
G: Why is he making those sounds.
P: Not a turn on with that voice.
G: Lame video, not a lot of sex.
P: Our friend Brad Maguire got some in but what about everyone else?
G: The camera was all over the place.
P: And where was the diversity? Lots of age variety but very white.
G: There they go walking down the runway while the crowds cheer.
P: Is Kathy Griffin going to interview them?
G: Looks like they are gonna have a big dance number at the end.
P: This orgy needs another dive in the pool!
Pubert: Thumbs down the throat.
Ghost: Thumbs down the throat.
All Worlds videos can be found on Channel 1 Releasing's website.
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