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from the booth: Sao Paulo by Raging Stallion
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
by Randy Pubert

This article shared 7367 times since Wed Apr 4, 2007
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Pubert: This is a great cover. Collin O' Neal series--yum.

Colon Farehole: The credits are hot.

P: I am voting for Pedro! He is the cover boy.

Our trip to Brazil begins with a locker room scene.

P: Time to change clothes.

C: This never happens to me in the locker room.

P: Those guys are big and beefy.

C: And hung like horses.

P: He looks a little steroid-ish to me.

C: They have bad skin. Wow, he is hard as a rock.

P: What does that armband say?

C: Maybe it is a Brazilian thing and we don't understand it.

P: I just heard a crash in the background. I think the cameraman got excited.

C: These guys are a good match for each other.

P: I know. They spent some time in the sun. Didn't they?

C: The scene is not bad, but a good start.

Next we have a trio having fun together.

P: Are we in a Brazilian bathhouse?

C: I think so, judging from the lawn chairs and Jacuzzi.

P: Collin, meet Colon, hahah! He is hairy.

C: So am I.

P: So this star makes videos all over the world and has his own series.

C: I like the fact that he is in the video also. Practice what you preach!

P: Artsy angle there.

C: It's a pineapple for good luck.

P: Well, someone is getting lucky all right...

Next stop Rio.

P: Finally, we are getting outside to see the sights.

C: It is so pretty there.

P: I know. I visited once. Had a great time.

C: We go inside to a small bar.

P: And the worker is cute. He is serving Skol, the local beer.

C: Whatever they just said in Portuguese, I think they are talking about his muscles.

P: What else is there to talk about? The worker can't keep his shirt on.

C: Once again, why doesn't this happen to me? Apparently the help is allowed to drink with the customers.

P: And kiss them. They are getting naked!

C: This scene is hot. I am liking this video.

P: They are a good match. More than the beach, this is warming me up.

C: Do Brazilians have genetically perfect bodies?

P: I think so. Goes with the dark skin.

C: They are looking around for a place to fuck.

P: And he just grabs him and says fuck me on the counter.

C: Well, you picked up some Portuguese while you were on vacation.

P: Well, not to difficult to translate, his moans of ecstasy.

C: That is the thickest cum I have ever seen!

P: I bet he is glad he stopped in for a beer.

Traveling across the country, we stop at Iguacu on the Brazilian border.

P: Oh, I loved it there! My pictures turned out amazing.

C: These guys are taking pics too.

P: There's an amazing waterfall that goes from Brazil to Argentina.

C: They are kissing under the gay rainbow. How sweet!

P: Taste the rainbow.

C: I think they can hardly wait to get back to the hotel room.

P: So much for the pretty sights.

C: The sights inside are nothing to shake a stick at.

P: Perfect bodies. I am going to open a Brazilian gym in Chicago!

C: Hey, is that a wedding ring?

P: Haven't you heard of gay marriage before? I think it is legal there.

C: He just looked at the camera with those brown eyes. I could die!

P: He really is the perfect man. He is falling out of the bed.

C: This scene is the best in the video.

P: Yeah, they saved the best for last.

C: The music is good.

P: Good production. I am looking forward to seeing more Collin videos with you Colon, of course.

Two thumbs up the Brazilian butt!

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