Pubert: I would watch it.
Ghost Writer: I love his belly button ring and eyebrow piercing.
P: Nice inside booklet. Good marketing.
Two guys hanging out at their apartment, one watching porn on TV, and one watching porn online.
G: Was he just chatting with me on instant messenger?
P: You wish!
G: If that was my boyfriend I would not be online.
P: Porn and beer, good combo...
G: Tasty cover model. He needs an upgrade on the boyfriend.
The boyfriend takes off leaving our cover model, Kristoff, all alone.
P: He's spying on him and just figured out his password on the computer.
G: His boyfriend left for some sex party.
Tracking him down, he shows up at the doorstep of a fantasy factory with Willy Wonka at the door.
G: Is that Joel Grey from Cabaret?
P: Porn is a Cabaret, old chum!
G: His teeth are yellow.
P: This is getting scary.
G: This is a private sex club where you can live out all your fantasies.
P: Complete with tour guide to take him around.
He leaves him at the foot of a leather daddy.
P: He has a snap-off leather crotch.
G: And he is sitting on a huge dildo. This is hot, hotter than my fiery head.
P: Nicely hairy guy there.
G: Spank me, daddy!
P: His dick looked bigger from the other angle.
G: He's cleaning him off with a tongue bath after cumming.
P: Nice manners.
Kristoff begins wandering around the place looking for his boyfriend.
P: It's like Kristoff in Wonderland.
G: And he is looking for a rabbit hole.
P: Well, at least he is looking for new friends.
G: And now we see the boyfriend...
P: He is not a good dick sucker.
G: I don't like the dick-slapping thing.
P: Well, the guy in the video apparently does.
G: 26 minutes into this and we have already had five sex scenes.
P: You really get your money's worth with this one.
2 young skinny white guys enter...
P: Why are they dressed like that?
G: Too skinhead like for me--scary.
P: But the pants are gay.
G: Nice metal sling they are using on him.
P: I want one of those for my house.
Next scene has Kristoff's boyfriend with all different guys in a hallway.
P: He's getting his salad tossed.
G: Want some ranch or vinaigrette?
P: His boyfriend is not having luck at the sex palace.
G: Perhaps he has found a new boyfriend?
P: Gross sun tattoo around his asshole.
G: Can you imagine that tat when he is 50? Eww.
Last big sex scene is with Kristoff's boyfriend in a sling getting banged by all the patrons. Watch out for the SPOILER ALERT.
P: The sex is hot and the dicks are huge.
G: I know. I'm not usually a fan of all- sex videos, but this one is working for me.
P: Kristoff is fucking his own boyfriend and the guy does not know it with the blindfold on.
G: I knew that was going to happen.
P: The look is priceless when he takes off the blinder.
G: Very hot scene.
P: They walk off into the sunset.
G: I hate the ending.
P: It is so purely sweet.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Ghost: Thumbs up the butt.
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