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from the booth: Pure
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
by Pubert and Groeper

This article shared 2948 times since Wed Apr 18, 2007
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by Pubert: I would watch it.

Ghost Writer: I love his belly button ring and eyebrow piercing.

P: Nice inside booklet. Good marketing.

Two guys hanging out at their apartment, one watching porn on TV, and one watching porn online.

G: Was he just chatting with me on instant messenger?

P: You wish!

G: If that was my boyfriend I would not be online.

P: Porn and beer, good combo...

G: Tasty cover model. He needs an upgrade on the boyfriend.

The boyfriend takes off leaving our cover model, Kristoff, all alone.

P: He's spying on him and just figured out his password on the computer.

G: His boyfriend left for some sex party.

Tracking him down, he shows up at the doorstep of a fantasy factory with Willy Wonka at the door.

G: Is that Joel Grey from Cabaret?

P: Porn is a Cabaret, old chum!

G: His teeth are yellow.

P: This is getting scary.

G: This is a private sex club where you can live out all your fantasies.

P: Complete with tour guide to take him around.

He leaves him at the foot of a leather daddy.

P: He has a snap-off leather crotch.

G: And he is sitting on a huge dildo. This is hot, hotter than my fiery head.

P: Nicely hairy guy there.

G: Spank me, daddy!

P: His dick looked bigger from the other angle.

G: He's cleaning him off with a tongue bath after cumming.

P: Nice manners.

Kristoff begins wandering around the place looking for his boyfriend.

P: It's like Kristoff in Wonderland.

G: And he is looking for a rabbit hole.

P: Well, at least he is looking for new friends.

G: And now we see the boyfriend...

P: He is not a good dick sucker.

G: I don't like the dick-slapping thing.

P: Well, the guy in the video apparently does.

G: 26 minutes into this and we have already had five sex scenes.

P: You really get your money's worth with this one.

2 young skinny white guys enter...

P: Why are they dressed like that?

G: Too skinhead like for me--scary.

P: But the pants are gay.

G: Nice metal sling they are using on him.

P: I want one of those for my house.

Next scene has Kristoff's boyfriend with all different guys in a hallway.

P: He's getting his salad tossed.

G: Want some ranch or vinaigrette?

P: His boyfriend is not having luck at the sex palace.

G: Perhaps he has found a new boyfriend?

P: Gross sun tattoo around his asshole.

G: Can you imagine that tat when he is 50? Eww.

Last big sex scene is with Kristoff's boyfriend in a sling getting banged by all the patrons. Watch out for the SPOILER ALERT.

P: The sex is hot and the dicks are huge.

G: I know. I'm not usually a fan of all- sex videos, but this one is working for me.

P: Kristoff is fucking his own boyfriend and the guy does not know it with the blindfold on.

G: I knew that was going to happen.

P: The look is priceless when he takes off the blinder.

G: Very hot scene.

P: They walk off into the sunset.

G: I hate the ending.

P: It is so purely sweet.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Ghost: Thumbs up the butt.

To order Pure go to .

To read past Pubert articles go to and type in 'From the Booth.'

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