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from the booth: Out in Africa 3
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
by Pubert and Groeper

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by Belami

Pubert: Cheetah motif here.

Ghost: Roarrrr!

P: Pink for the twink on the back cover.

G: Is this Survivor? It says part of the 'reality series.'

P: They have a fun opening: outdoor scenes with the guys.

G: Clearly produced by someone who has never been to Africa.

P: They get to stay in a nice resort. Are they at the zoo or in Africa?

G: I think a zoo in Africa.

P: That's a howler monkey.

G: Looks like a Joan Crawford monkey with that hair!

P: Oh, that is graphic; a monkey just squashed a frog to death.

Shower Scene inside their hotel.

P: After a hard day of touring they need to get clean.

G: Where's the English translator. I don't know what they are saying.

P: Belami boys have the same look.

G: Well, they are somewhat interchangeable.

P: Tab A goes into slot B.

G: These Czech bois can't suck dick.

P: I know, he is all on the head.

G: If he was my boyfriend I would dump him over that.

P: I guess that is the deal breaker for you, Flamehead.

G: The other guy is better.

P: He has done that before.

G: I respect the fact that he is not totally shaved.

P: The shower area is big. Nice slab to get fucked on.

G: There he blows! He had some distance.

Waveboarding is the next excursion for the Belami Boys.

P: Do people want to see this?

G: Well, it adds realism to it. They happen to just have sex later.

P: Oh, by accident. Maybe to relieve stress on vacation, I get it.

G: It just goes on too long. Should be a bonus feature on the DVD.

After the swim, two cute guys read dirty books in their hotel room.

P: The camera guy is cute. Why doesn't he join in?

G: What are they reading? Maybe it is the gay Kama Sutra.

P: They are trying out different positions from the book.

G: So original, I am sure they never tried the sitting on top position, hehe.

P: He's so veiny.

G: I know, it's freaking me out.

P: He's from Transyl-vein-ia. I just reminded myself of Beavis and Butthead watching porn together and telling bad jokes.

G: What's on his chest?

P: He's peeling from all the sun in Africa. Enough with the book already!

G: This is taking me out of the movie, too artificial.

Bungee jumping is our next endeavor. Then back to the showers.

P: These kids can't get clean enough!

G: Is that a third person?

P: No, he is just coming in to borrow the shampoo.

G: I need to give these guys lessons on sucking.

P: You could start a Belami school. Could teach subjects like swordfighting.

G: English class would be good for these guys also.

P: He's talking to the camera guy the whole time in his language.

G: It doesn't seem real for a 'reality series.'

P: I wonder if 'sproket' means 'fuck it?!?'

G: Nice facials.

P: Followed by more outdoor scenes. Look it's a meerkat. Do you watch Meerkat Manor on Animal Planet?

G: No. So what did you think of the video?

P: Well, they have flawless bodies.

G: Yup, for fans of the genre, this is a good one.

P: It was too artificial, just an okay video.

G: This felt staged and not in a good way.

P: Belami needs a trip back to Africa. Third time was not a charm.

Pubert: Thumbs down the monkey throat.

Ghost: Thumbs down the throat.

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