Colon: Cute front cover, but the back cover is censored. Hmm...
Pubert: Titan might not want to get in trouble if this video falls in the wrong hands.
C: Well, that doesn't stop other companies from letting it all hang out.
P: I don't like when they show all the scenes in the opening credits.
C: It's like giving away too much with a movie preview.
We set our first scene in a dark room with two muscle guys hanging out.
C: Big arms.
P: Nice jeans.
C: This is like watching animals in nature.
P: Yeah, who needs Animal Planet?
C: Uh oh, he is ruffling up his feathers.
P: And he is working that snake. They should move this outside. It would be more fitting.
C: There is no fucking in the first scene?
P: Wait, they are not done yet. This keeps going on and on.
C: Keeping with the animal theme, they are like rabbits.
P: I can't imagine being a porn star, so much pressure.
C: I feel enough pressure in the bedroom.
P: He is pierced below the balls.
C: A taint piercing.
P: Wow, he is giving it to him.
C: Creative use of the bland set. Just throw down a mattress.
After the double header, we view a three way on a platform.
C: That guy looks our friend, Hector, that we used to work with at the restaurant.
P: Yes, he does, but our star is Middle Eastern.
C: Well, he looks Latin.
P: I want to be in the middle of that sandwich.
C: Someone's getting Nailed.
P: I have no problem with this foreign policy.
C: You can tell he does a lot of trimming.
P: I like his haircut.
C: Hot scene, but needs to move faster.
P: He is sweating. Work it out!
Scene three is the same stage, new three way.
C: Very daddy and two sons together.
P: Yeah, that guy is way older than them.
C: That bottom needs a tan.
P: And that other one has weird balls.
C: Slanting to the left, to the left.
P: Why's the little boy wearing boots?
C: This is a good video if you have time to kill.
P: Only three scenes but over two and a half hours. TitanMen could use a good editor.
C: If you have time to watch Lord of the Rings, get Nailed!
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Colon: Thumbs up the butt.
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