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from the booth: Limits by Mustang Video
by Pubert and Groeper
2007-05-16

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Judging a Porn By Its Cover

Pubert: Happy IML! I like to review leather this month to celebrate.

Ghost: Oh good, the pictures have names to go with them on the back.

P: The front cover looks good too.

G: One guy is named Steve Trevor. Wonder Woman's boyfriend does porn?

Two men in a blue-lit room, dressed in leather gear.

P: Well, we are getting right down to business.

G: No wasting time here.

P: Is that a whale tattoo?

G: A humpback whale named Spike.

P: Oh yeah, the name is below it.

G: I don't like the way he kisses.

P: He just punched him.

G: I don't get the turn on of that.

P: I had someone do that before and I was not into it.

G: That was a needless transition. They just switched camera angles for no reason.

P: He has a sweaty butt and a big one.

G: Now we are moving on to boot licking.

P: If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.

G: He's unshaven.

P: Very unshaven.

G: I could get lost in that forest.

P: He just spit on his dick.

G: I don't get that either.

P: Different strokes for different folks.

G: Speaking of different strokes, I think that's a rim chair.

P: I wonder if you can get that at Ikea.

G: He is riding that rim chair now.

P: Those noises he is making are not human.

Next we view two muscle men in a black-curtained room with a rubber floor and suits to match.

G: Nice rubber singlets.

P: That rubber floor could be dangerous.

G: They are wrestling and sliding all over the place.

P: 'Just what makes that little ol' ant think he can move a rubber tree plant.'

G: This is fairly hot.

P: Yeah, something different.

G: They should have events like that all over the city.

P: Well, Hydrate has a wrestling night like that and I am sure the leather bars do. My friend won the rubber man contest one time.

G: Do tell...

P: One of them is laughing.

G: He is having a good time. This would be fun to try.

P: I liked the cum shot.

G: He's rubbing it into the rubber.

P: And he just ate it. Just slid right off the suit!

G: No muss, no fuss.

Slipping into our next scene, we have a three way.

G: Nice, one of them is blindfolded.

P: They are on a jungle gym.

G: Yay, they are using toys.

P: I never used one of those. What is it called?

G: Balls. It is a balls dildo.

P: He just got them all to fit inside him.

G: Is that a different guy getting fucked?

P: They need to show his face.

G: Yes, they have done some role switching.

We get three for the price of one when this 3-way follows another 3-way.

P: They are going to shave his head.

G: He's moaning in ecstasy.

P: It's because he's getting his dick sucked at the same time.

G: Wild.

P: I haven't seen anything like this before.

G: He looks good with a shaved head.

P: Hair is going to be everywhere.

G: Itchy.

P: I like the middle guy on the train.

G: I like all three.

P: I liked the video.

G: Not too long, not too short.

P: It moved along quickly.

G: Yeah, but why were they not pushing the limits more. I wanted controversy.

P: It is called Limits, but kinda limited.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

G: Thumbs up the butt.

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