by Michael Lucas
Colon: Nice packaging; this feels like a legit film. This is the Director's Edition.
Pubert: So this company is in trouble for using this name, confusing it with the original movie.
C: But Italians use the same expression.
P: Controversy never stops this director. This video just set a record of wins for AVN awards.
We see the New York skyline on the way to a fashion show.
C: I feel like we are sitting in a movie theatre. They could play this at AMC 21
P: Who is singing at the beginning of the show? There are stars everywhere in the audience.
C: OMG, that's Amanda Lepore!
After the show the designer goes with his bodyguard downstairs.
C: They're in the basement; check out his pipes!
P: The bodyguard has an angry face, but I could make the sacrifice.
C: His body and cock are amazing.
P: The designer looks like he has three different tan lines.
C: Yes, spray on, tanning bed and natural. The fashion designer is like a cat in heat.
P: Is he paying this guy to protect him?
C: He's fucking him on a Corona box.
P: Product placement!
C: You gotta be real careful when you order a beer these days.
Next scene is a twink scene followed Michael Lucas inviting two friends back to his pad.
P: Is this movie promoting drugs? They are smoking weed; in the previous scene they were using coke.
C: They're getting into the three-way quickly.
P: That is an interesting position. I want to try that out. I was looking for a three-way last night.
[ Colon shakes his head ]
C: He is doing a little sign language. Come over here...
P: Said the spider to the fly. I hope that booty is clean. They are taking turns licking it.
C: I am sure it has been power washed clean.
P: This video is long and this is only disc one!
C: Last time I saw a video this long it involved Jedis!
Michael's boyfriend awakes the next morning alone. When Lucas returns he gets a big scolding.
C: His boyfriend is lisper--baby talk, baby talk!
P: This disc leaves you hanging for the next one. Disc 2 begins with Michael and his friends hitting a male strip club.
C: Now that is how you work a stripper.
P: You can't do that with women strippers!
C: This is a good idea for a porno because this is realistic.
P: He must have paid the stripper a lot of money for a private suck.
C: Next scene looks like a fun party.
P: And his boyfriend is out the door for some revenge fucking.
C: That will teach him a lesson!
P: But the replacement is not too easy on the eyes.
C: He is sucking his toes
P: And eating his whole foot, to boot.
C: And the next morning Michael Lucas is hard at work bringing home the bacon for his boyfriend.
P: That was the office I visited him in when I met him in New York!
C: After a hard days work he goes to a gay bar with a darkroom.
P: He needs to release some tension.
C: Nice big finale.
P: With a bittersweet ending.
C: Awww La Dolce Vita. Now I get it!
P: Lots of plot.
C: The movie has style. The third disc is all bonus features.
P: It is well made, all wrapped in a bow.
C: It is a really long.
P: Instead of Michael Lucas this seems more like George Lucas!
Pubert: Long thumbs up the butt.
Colon: Thumbs up the butt.
