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from the booth: Hot Lunch by Titanmen
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
2007-06-06

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Pubert: Luv the title.

Ghost: Euro studs? Not my favorite.

P: Good package. Blow job pic on the disc.

G: He would look better with his natural hair color.

Two men out to lunch at a stainless steel type cafeteria.

G: This is why Zoom Kitchen went out of business.

P: Yeah, not enough sex there.

G: I liked that place.

P: Me too.

G: Where is this restaurant supposed to be?

P: Maybe in a prison or reform school. One customer is going behind the line.

G: Traditional European lunch of sausage and meatballs.

P: The two of them are groping the cook!

G: Talk about service with a smile.

P: The restaurant I work at has been slow recently.

G: Well, this one is picking up.

P: He's licking his armpits.

G: I hope he didn't use deodorant. Not a bad job of sucking dick.

P: Hot little three way on the lunchline.

G: He just jumped up on the counter.

P: Where is the Health Department?

G: They are going to have to hose the place down.

P: He's fucking him with a zucchini.

G: Or is that a cucumber? Someone is getting pickled!

P: He's getting a little rough with that thing. We did leather videos last month; this video was supposed to be tamer.

G: He must like his vegetables on the side.

P: Talk about getting your salad tossed. We are full of bad jokes today.

G: These guys are different looking.

P: Easier to follow with them being different types.

G: They are going double time with the vegetables.

P: Hold the pickles.

G: That must be uncomfortable.

P: Yes sir, he is fucking him on the rails for the lunch trays. Not my choice for a ham slamming.

After that European sandwich, Titan continues with two kitchen staff chopping celery.

P: The head chef is getting involved.

G: This restaurant is going to go out of business.

P: Why? Not enough prepping of the food?

G: The cook is sure getting prepped. His cock is just the right size.

P: Usually chefs are so aggressive. Where are the Latino chefs like at my restaurant?

G: Are they in the sink now?

P: They sure are taking advantage of their environment.

G: It is a hot area to have sex in.

P: Works for me, since I work in an open kitchen. I fantasize about this happening everyday!

G: This isn't a Bel Ami European video; Titan is very different than they are. These guys have meat on their bones.

Last scene has a delivery man bringing in fresh vegetables.

P: Well, they need a new supply after using up the last stock on the kitchen help.

G: He is flirting with the chef.

P: Cute!

G: Another cook enters now.

P: This video is full of three ways.

G: But no double penetration? I am disappointed.

P: Well, we are taking a break from that this week. They like a clean kitchen here.

G: Every time they cum then they get down to fucking after that.

P: It's like the appetizer before the entrée.

G: They could have used that kitchen more. Take a spatula to his ass.

P: Did you like this one?

G: I am not a fan of European videos but this is actually pretty good.

P: I was really impressed with the setting.

G: It definitely seemed real to me and to you I am sure, since you work in a restaurant.

P: Yup, Hot Lunch made me hungry for more from Titan.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Ghost: Thumbs up the butt.

Feeling a little empty? Fill up on Hot Lunch at www.titanmen.com .

To check out past articles go to www.windycitmediagroup.com and type in 'pubert.'


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