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from the booth: Holier Than Thou from Adonis
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
by Randy Pubert

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Pubert recruits daredevil Colon Farehole out of the phone booth and into the porn booth to get help with his adult minority report. This S.W.A.T. team will stop bad movies in their tracks and promise a new world through their commentary. So grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

P: A religious porn video--just in time for the holidays.

C: People seem to find religion around the holidays. They're playing Enigma music.

P: Do I have to take communion before I watch this?

A priest is praying before a cross, naked.

P: He says he is fasting. Maybe that is how he has such great abs.

C: Yeah, he's cute. But looks a little evil.

P: Maybe this should be a Halloween video.

C: Oh no! He is cruising the park, looking for little boys.

P: He just took off his collar--creepy.

C: And he picked up a hitchhiker.

P: No, that's a prostitute. What kind of car is that?

C: Scion. They went to an abandoned warehouse to do the deed.

P: Look at the ass on that priest! Nice underwear...

C: I barely got to see them before the hustler tore them off.

P: I have never seen a penis like that.

C: Me either. Weird balls too.

P: His penis is possessed. He should perform an exorcism on himself.

C: The devil's in there all right--sack of sin.

P: That's a hung hustler to boot. He took off his socks in a dirty warehouse, ew.

C: I want to see where the priest shoots it.

P: That angle is too close.

C: He just pulled his hair back.

P: That man of the cloth is aggressive.

C: This is a long scene. He has staying power.

P: I could not be comfortable fucking on a stepladder like that.

C: It's like he is interrogating him. 'Where do you want it?'

P: They are coming together, how sweet.

C: The priest is offering him a job, saving his soul.

P: He's trying to get out of paying the prostitute.

C: Tricking the trick.

Next scene is a student studying while his holy father watches him.

P: The student is reading a dirty magazine.

C: Someone is going to get in trouble...

P: The priest just ripped the magazine out of his hand and is whipping him.

'Let's put that potty mouth where it belongs... in my ass.'

C: That is abuse of power.

P: I don't know of many priests that have a tribal tattoo on their back.

C: This movie has a feeling of a documentary.

P: Deliver Us from Evil. Oh my gosh! He just put the student on a leash.

C: Another hung priest? What am I missing?

P: They must have great gyms in the monastery.

C: He's making him bark like a dog.

P: Look, it's Father Big Balls.

C: Oh no! He is spanking him with a cross.

P: That is not right.

C: Silent night, holy night.

P: This video is too much.

The next part has a priest fantasizing about two young dudes.

P: That one looks like Matt Damon.

C: Yeah, he is so cute.

P: But he has bad skin.

C: He is a bottom, I can tell by that look in his eye.

P: Wait, now he switched, he's a top.

C: You never know what is going on in a priest's fantasy.

So, the priest walks into a bar...

P: Sounds like a bad joke.

C: There's a priest, a Mexican and two white guys in the bar.

P: The joke is getting worse. The bartender is hung.

C: He just got yelled at. 'Lick his balls, go go go!'

P: This video is making me feel dirty.

C: I am going to bathe in holy water now.

Pubert: Communion down the throat.

Colon: Thumbs down the throat.

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