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from the booth: Copshac on 101 from TitanMen
by Randy Pubert

This article shared 3878 times since Wed Jan 17, 2007
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Judging a Porn By Its Cover

Pubert: Hot cover. Policemen have a built-in hotness factor.

Colon: Headshots on the back.

P: Like a police lineup.

We begin our cop's tail with a rookie on the force.

P: This video has a plot.

C: He is cute. I like them bears!

P: The Police guy has a long nightstick. He looks better with his sunglasses on.

C: Well, so much for the plot. The rookie is off to his first adventure.

A civilian makes a call to the police to ask for protection from a stalker looking in his window.

P: The civilian should put some clothes on. There is too much temptation for the average policeman.

C: I feel dirty. Does the scene end with him getting clean in the shower?

P: If you can't get clean and dirty in a bathroom, where can you do it?

C: Now we are moving into the living room. He just spanked the policeman on the couch!

P: Whoa, ride 'em cowboy! Is this where our tax dollars are going?

C: This scene should be used on the video for training police officers on how not to behave.

Next scene has a kind man in uniform pulling over to the side of the road to help two stranded hunks.

P: Well, since he is a policeman and not a mechanic, he has to take the guys for a ride in the squad car.

C: They have grease on their pants and are trying to wipe it off.

P: Those guys are getting excited in the back seat.

C: And the helpful officer doesn't seem to mind...

P: Where is he taking them?

C: The one has a Gene Simmons tongue.

P: This is turning into Taxi Cab Confessions, with a little Chips thrown in the mix!

C: The policeman should watch the road, not the rearview mirror.

P: Oh, he is bringing them to an abandoned warehouse.

C: This is turning into a hot three-way.

P: Look at the product placement. Use Pjur lube. And the video comes with a packet from the lubricant company.

C: This is a long video.

P: I am so busy we have to get together to review at one o'clock in the morning. This is a dirty job!

C: Speaking of dirty, this warehouse is so dirty, they have to keep their boots on.

P: Well, this is certainly a hot scene. And we got the group jack off to end it.

This is followed by a scene with a limousine driver and the people he is driving home.

P: What happened to the police theme?

C: Let's keep this video moving, fast forward!

Next, we have two officers dropping off for a bite at the Ocean Grill.

P: I bet they get a discount. In a restaurant that I worked at once, police got more of a discount than I did and I worked there. Not fair!

C: The one copper is going to the bathroom.

P: He is dropping to his knees and sucking a strange dick in a glory hole.

C: Glory holes are illegal and the fuzz should not support this.

P: He just got dick smacked!

C: They are playing penis games.

P: And all the team is getting in on the act. I guess it is a slow night in the world of crime.

C: Well, these pigs are getting busy.

P: They are doing a circle jerk. Is that a patron?

C: He was just there to stick his cock through the hole.

P: Saying hello to your friendly neighborhood cop.

C: This video is turning into water sports.

P: Something for everyone. Thank you, Titan.

C: The video has a slow pace.

P: Like watching a whole season of Hill Street Blues.

C: It has a lot of potential but the bag is only half full.

P: A good editor could have made this a classic.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Colon: Thumbs down the throat.

To get arrested with Copshack, go to .

To read past reviews go to and type in 'Pubert.'

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