Judging a Porn By Its Cover
Colon: Says 'Auto start, auto repeat.' That's a nice feature.
P: Perfect for parties.
C: Cover looks a little low budget.
Three guys speaking Portuguese and shopping for a new place.
C: I don't know what they are saying and I don't care.
P: The owner is leaving and the two start kissing.
C: Who leaves people alone in their house?
P: I am selling my place soon but my realtor will be staying with them.
C: Now we get subtitles. His underwear is hot.
P: That's a big penis. I guess he is looking to own.
C: Prime Brazilian beef. Did he just get a mushroom stamp?
P: What's that?
C: It's when he slaps him with his dick.
P: I hope no one is planning on eating on that table.
C: The table doesn't look too sturdy either.
P: The lighting is bad.
C: What does The Virgin Guadalupe think about this? Her picture is hanging on the wall.
P: He has huge balls, like two mangos hanging there!
C: The bottom is working a lot.
P: He's riding him.
C: On the floor, on the table, they are really checking out the property.
P: Every crack and cranny.
C: Nice! Good cum shot.
P: Uhm, it's dripping on the table.
The house hunting continues…
C: The owner that is selling is hot.
P: Every time he leaves them they go at it. What kind of House of Pancakes is this?!?
C: People feel really comfortable in this house.
P: And they are using their surroundings well. He is sucking him through the banister.
C: Well, they have to try out the property.
P: I have been looking for all the wrong things. Water pressure? Who cares!
C: They are checking for strength of the stairs by fucking on them.
P: Is that covered by renter's insurance?
Two more potential buyers are waiting for the real estate agent.
P: Nothing to do but have sex while they wait.
C: Perfect body on that one.
P: Chair fucking is hot! He looked scared for a second.
C: He heard the wood snapping.
P: They're going to scratch up the floor.
C: They are loud and going strong. The neighbors are going to complain before they even move in!
More people are waiting outside.
P: Another two customers?
C: This is what you call an open house!
P: I hope selling my condo is this easy.
C: Well, you are that easy, so yeah, not a problem.
P: There is a line to get in there.
C: Word is getting out.
P: Is this a home or a bathhouse?
C: Finally the owner gets a three-way.
P: And worth the wait, I might add…
C: This video is better than the cheesy cover.
P: But did he sell the house? They never told us.
C: Maybe it is still on the market.
Pubert: Thumb up the butt.
Colon: Thumb up the butt.
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