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from the booth: Barcelona Rocks from Titan Men
by Randy Pubert

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Pubert recruits daredevil Colon Farehole out of the phone booth and into the porn booth to get help with his adult minority report. This S.W.A.T. team will stop bad movies in their tracks and promise a new world through their commentary. So grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Judging a Porn By Its Cover

Pubert: Barcelona Rocks? ¡Sí Señor!

Colin: The cover looks great.

P: I had a blast in Barcelona when I visited.

P: Nice outdoor scene.

C: Take me on vacation.

P: They should make a travel video with this one. Promote tourism.

C: So we are on a boat now.

P: Shh, we are on a trip. Can you feel the sun in your hair?

C: This is a perfect video for a cold Chicago winter.

P: What's below deck?

C: What?!? Did he just lick his fingers after stroking him and say 'taste good?'

P: Already, this is a hot video.

C: What's back there? That guy is checking him out.

P: That's a swimsuit he is wearing.

C: Yeah, they are on a boat, duh!

P: That guy wants to get worked.

C: Um, who is driving the boat now?

P: This is how the S.S. Minnow got lost. Skipper and Gilligan were down below!

C: He is hotter than Gilligan. He looks like a model.

P: I'd be eating his ass too.

The next scene begins with the boat stopping for a rendezvous on an island far away…

C: This is the guy from the last scene with a new lover.

P: Yeah, getting fucked on a big rock.

C: That guy has the best body--totally my type.

And this scene is followed by more outdoor adventures...

C: This guy is non-legally blonde.

P: And he doesn't take his shirt off to get busy.

C: Ride 'em cowboy!

P: Look at his nuts bouncing!

Now the Skipper from the boat gets on the island to look for his boyfriend and catches his boy's lover sniffing his underwear...

C: The plot thickens.

P: And now he is going to punish him for fucking his boyfriend by sucking his cock.

C: This is my kinda getaway!

P: I like the sun being used in a porn video; you don't have to worry about lighting.

C: And they can get a suntan while having sex. I think some of those 'ow's' are real!

Now we move inside to a bedroom scene, two guys on a bed...

C: Well the sun is very tiring.

P: They sure woke up quick.

C: That's the kind of alarm I need so I won't oversleep for work.

P: And we got a third joining the group. Nice!

C: No fast forwarding, Pubert. I know you get bored with the porn sometimes.

P: Well, I watch it every week! What is that sound? Are those plastic sheets?

C: Apparently no good springs in the beds of Barcelona.

P: When I went to visit Spain, the beds were hard as rocks. They must like a firm mattress, good for the back.

C: No one is speaking Spanish. They sound French or German.

P: Are they in a hostel?

C: Maybe it is a hostel. Who answers the door naked like that?

P: That is a weird angle. I have never seen that before.

C: Yeah, they are focusing on the feet and balls.

P: It is a worm's eye view.

C: Well, the guys are hot enough to give this video a thumbs up.

P: Yes, I agree, not a perfect video, but worth checking out.

C: A trip to sunny Barcelona would rock!

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Colin: Thumbs up the butt.

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