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dateland
by Jennifer Parello
2007-02-21

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Pro: She's really cute!

Con: My friends hate her.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: Her wardrobe is dominated by Peter Pan collars and the color mauve.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She doesn't find my dogs interesting or amusing.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She went to London for a business trip and returned with a lifetime's collection of British affectations.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She has never watched an episode of 'The Simpsons.'

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She drinks tea, not coffee.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She rarely laughs at my jokes.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She never reaches for the check.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She doesn't like Sinatra.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She never remembers her friends' birthdays.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She thinks I drink too much.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She believes you should 'eat to live' not 'live to eat.'

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She refuses to dress up for Halloween.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She's ambivalent about her sexuality.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She never answers her phone.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: Her cryptic emails are designed to be misinterpreted and to make the recipient feel vulnerable and insecure.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She's always at least 15 minutes late.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She thinks the word 'love' is trite.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: You must agree to a long list of rules and restrictions before climbing into bed with her.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She corrects me when I mispronounce a word.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She litters her dialog with French phrases.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She insists on using cloth napkins at all meals.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: I think she may be married.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She seems to enjoy firing people.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She stares blankly into mid-distance when I try to express my feelings.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: She refers to pigs as swine.

Pro: She's really cute!

Con: The evidence suggests that she has no soul.

Final tally: The pros far outweigh the cons. I'm in love!

You got somethin' to say to me? Contact me at my web site: www.jenniferparello.com


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