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XXXXMas in July
by Randy Pubert
2010-07-21

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As the weather hits 90 degrees, it's time to reflect on a cooler, yuletide time of the year. Beat the heat and stay indoors where you can shop online. I even have a sexy shirtless pectoral mouse to plug into your port. Mousenvy.com has a variety to choose from, such as the Rainbow wireless mouse to click with pride all day.

Where would be without our underwear? Freeballing, I guess. So if going commando is not your thing then I have several companies and styles for you to pick from.

Ristefskymacheda.com ( left ) brings sexy drawers to a whole new level. Comfort and a tight fit will keep you stuffed

in your stocking all

year long.

Worried your package might shrink in public? Mr. Busy Balls is the right match for you. Pumping up your manhood is what will ensure that your candy cane is kept busy for a long time.

Surf the waves at Hollywood Beach in 2wink Australia's variety of swim gear from down under.

One of the slickest lubes to slide you down the runway is Pjur. Iron Man is not the only comic blockbuster this summer. Try their Pjur Superhero enhancer and fly away to a whole new level.

If you meet a mate while you are strutting your stuff on the beach, it's okay to be a ho ho ho--just wrap it up to go with a rubber. How many times have we struggled to play it safe? Sensis condoms ( www.sensiscondoms.com ) are hoping to revolutionize our private practices with a "QuickStrip" condom. Just pull the tabs and you are ready for take off.

For those of you that are into the green lifestyle, Aussiebum.com has developed underwear made from banana fiber to hammock your banana.

After sitting on Santa's lap, remember that all Dirty Boyz Play Clean ( www.dirtyboyzplayclean.com ) . I discovered this store at the International Leather Market downtown this year. Products range from the Bum & Ball Balm to Anti-homophobia soap and body massage candles. Their Boner Bar ( right ) gives a whole new meaning to soap on a rope!

For questions about products or to be listed in the next gift guide just write jerry@windycitymediagroup.com . Merry Christmas in July!


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