Thanks, but We'll hold out for the Homolax
www.hetracil.com
Ahh, sweet Hetracil, 'the world's most widely prescribed anti-effeminate.' We have to admit we were a little let down by this site. The homepage, with the treated male holding the hand of his wife with one hand and a rainbow kite with the other, was the cleverest part and had us hankerin' for a dead on parody of a drug site. Sadly, the rest of the site doesn't hold up. Copying boilerplate text from a drug site and sticking in 'homosexuality' for the disease isn't enough. If you want funny boilerplate text, check out www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=1127:1804.
That's MISTER Americunt to you!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
You've got to love the Wikipedia. You'd never find an informative article like this one in the World Book or the Encyclopedia Brittanica. My guess is that those references don't even define the N-word, much less give scads of more—ahem—colorful alternatives, and since anyone can add to it, you'll probably be hard pressed to find more exhaustive resource for your hate speech. The next time you need a really good ethnic slur, or if you just want to be a little more Continental in your racism, just point your web browser to this page.
What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor?
www.dead-baby-joke.com
Reading this page we were suddenly back in 4th grade. Most baby/dead baby jokes aren't actually that funny, but when they are they kill. Like the title of this section. Come on, admit it. You're curious. You wonder just how twisted and sick it must be if we decided to feature it. You're wondering if we're actually going to tell you the punch line or just tease you with it. We will tell you that it's very twisted. It's very sick. It's very ( we think ) funny. We'd tell you the answer, but we suspect someone higher up in the magazine might calve if we did. Sorry. You'll have to check it out online. [ editor's note: Good call! ]
The New Millenium Sweater Girl
www.lesliehall.com
We think this is art. It's certainly a whole universe unto itself. Once you enter into Leslie Hall land you really owe it to yourself to wander around and check out the sights ( ooo...a pun ) . It's a whole world of Phat Chicks, Jeweled Sweaters, Shiny Gold Pants, and Beadazzlers. If you look at nothing else, you have to take a gander at the jeweled sweater collection. We're sure afterwards some of you queens will be piling your asses into your cars and making a run to Michael's to make something festive for the Holidays.