Oh, CreAgh. View the future!
It's sites like this that make us love doing this column. It's completely pointless. It's totally geeky. It's funny as hell. The concept? Make the web sing. They type the words to a song into various online dictionaries' pronunciation tools and record the output. Splice them together; do a little pitch modulation and voila! Dictionaraoke. Some of these are howlingly funny. Some are no worse than some of the singers you hear at any karaoke night. And the version of the Shaggs' Who are the Parents? is creepily accurate.
And you thought Garanimals were lazy
We here at WWWeird don't particularly like picking out clothes to wear in public. Some of us suffer from red/green colorblindness ( they claim ) and others are simply fashion victims. In any case, putting on clothes that others may actually see us in is always a bit traumatic. Even so, we'd never consider taking the route Kevin has at DressKevin.com . Kevin dresses based on how visitors to his website vote. Now we're sure these are going to be some tasteful ensembles. We put our fashion prowess to work. We voted to mix stripes, plaids, and hemp jewelry
Hot Sticky ( slug ) Love
Everything you ever wanted to know about slug fucking. Honest.
We especially like the part where they gnaw their penises off.
Really. There's video. Of course, these are slugs, so it's not exactly fast action.
Dude, Where's Your phone?
And speaking of slugs fucking, the folks at AshtonHacked.com claim to have broken into Ashton Kutcher's voice mail. It may be a joke, but if it is, it's well executed. Most of the audio clips are exactly the sort of mundane crap that pop up in everyone's voice mail, but there are two gems. One sounds like it's from a dealer and the other is from a groupie who goes into great detail about how much she loved 'sucking your cock.'
Wonder if she gnawed it off.