oh, those wacky brits!
You gotta love the Brits. You get hit with tragedy on this side of the pond and you're heartless and insensitive if you make a joke about it. How many 9/11 parody sites can you name? Fast on the heels of IAmFuckingTerrified.com, the parody of WereNotAfraid.com, we have YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com . The idea is simple. If you're killed in a terrorist attack, the media will grab whatever horrid picture of you they can, so this site allows you to submit a picture to be released to the press if that were to occur. You're encouraged to submit something that expresses your feelings about your untimely demise. Brilliant.
If this doesn't put you off your lunch, nothing will
Sam is a purebred Chinese Crested Hairless dog. He has cataracts and bad teeth. He is ugly. He is incredibly ugly. How incredibly ugly? Well, he's won the World's Ugliest Dog Contest—three years running. He's sort of the Lance Armstrong of ugly. So what do you do when you have the World's Ugliest Dog? Why, you build a website with pictures and attempt to hawk a little merchandise. Hey, cashing in is the American way, ain't it?
Oooo, lookie! Nekkid horny bears!
Now that we've got all the Great Lakes Bears men in a lather, I should point out it's not that kind of bear ( grrrr, woof! ) but soft, fuzzy, stuffed ones sporting erections. Wait, that didn't clear things up at all. Think children's toys with adult accessories. They have names like Kenny Lingus ( Hey, Chicago Kings, grab that one! ) , Honey Potts, and Wanda Goodtime. Make sure you wander in to the XXX Fun section and play the Pornbear and Porndoll dress-up games.
It's Still Rock and roll to me.
We covered the first volume of the Worst Album Covers quite a while back. Sometimes it pays off to revisit—Volume II and Volume III have been posted. You have to scroll down to the July 21 entry to find the covers. If you haven't seen the previous volumes they are definitely worth a look-see. What the hell is with Millie Jackson anyways? She's managed to get listed twice, which has earned her the title of 'Queen of the Bad Album Covers'.