Bugger off! They're stuffed...well they were at one time
In our years of writing WWWeird, we've been witness to numerous acts of toy brutality. We've witnessed Barbies in blenders, steamrollered Tickle Me Elmos, and Furby 'autopsies', but none of that cruelty prepared us for what we saw when we clicked on 'The Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys.' Ever wonder what happened to Ed Gein's or Jeffry Dahmer's childhood toys? Well, we think we may have found them. Rumor has it Rob Zombie has bought the film rights to the site.
And they called it bunny love
And while we're speaking about abusing toys, let's take a moment to consider 'Bunny Love'. This is a whole different kind of abuse. Watch in horror as a a real live rabbit has his way repeatedly with a poor, defenseless stuffed rabbit. He vigorously attacks from every angle, the action is brutal and relentless. As if watching a stuffed bunny get repeatedly raped and then coldly abandoned wasn't traumatic enough, the scene plays out to Sergio Mendez's 'Never Gonna Let You Go' which lays a whole stalkery vibe on top.
Bunny oolong, you ain't
Why is it that so many netizens seemed to be enamored with putting things on top of their pets and photographing them? First we had the pastry wearing Bunny Oolong (one of our favorite sites—ever). Now we have StuffOnMyCat.com, which is exactly what it says. People pile shit on top of their poor pussy cats and take pictures of them. While not nearly as inspired as the now sadly defunct CatScan site (yes, scans of cats) it is somewhat amusing. Oh Wilkes, FK, Freddy! Come here babies. Daddy wants to play.
So, is this, like, art dicko?
Think of it as a kind of adult paper dolls. Brought to us by the fine folks at Durex condoms, Dickerations offers you various costumes that you can download, print, and then put on your (or someone else's) John Thomas. Obviously, staples should be avoided when you're constructing the ensembles. The outfits on this site are all one size fits all. No word yet on whether Trojan Magnums is going to open a Big and Tall store.