Move over songsation, John Daker is here
We here at WWWeird feel that the only real reason to have cable is to have Public Access — an entire channel devoted to airing anything someone is willing to film. Thanks to the Internet, we're no longer locked into local Public Access; we're plugged into the world. And one of the best Public Access shows in the world is surely The John Daker Show. It has everything, bad clothes, bad songs, bad singers, and, best of all, Reva Unsicker, an overweight, Lucy-red haired, 70 year-old, slurring, stuttering piano player. Best of all, it's not a put-on. It's 100% sincere.
they blinded me with christian science
Behold the Junior Christian Science Bible Teaching Show, featuring Mr. Grey Spaceman singing Mother Evening Jehovah Prayer and Love — two songs completely bereft of both melody and poetry. The host, James Quall, looks like a poster boy for NAMBLA, and ( as if that weren't bad enough ) it also features two ventriloquist dummies named Otto and — we wouldn't lie — 'Chip, the Black Boy!' If you make it through the video and still want more, check out www.empty-handed.com/archive/2004_01_02.html .
What a Stench we have in jesus
We got all excited when we heard about this candle. We had visions of doing some aromatherapy with Christ-stank. A Jesus-scented candle would get a spot of honor right next to our vial of Elvis's sweat. Sadly, this is just some stinkin' myrrh, aloe, and cassia scented thing.
If Jesus smelled like that, they'd never allow him in the back room at The Eagle ( even if he put a jacket on over his robe ) . Cologne is not allowed, gentlemen.
oh, the joy tintintabulation!
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