Popeyes! Er... I mean Pope Yes!
Since CNN and every other news service is breathlessly watching a smokestack in Rome rather than covering the War in Iraq and all the other follies of our current Administration, you might as well get in on the fun as well. This site asks you to rate potential Pontiffs Hot Or Not style. The scale here is Pope or Nope. Log on and express your opinion on who should wear those fabulous ruby Pumps di Pescatore next.
Betty Bowers Blessed Bum Beggars
She's America's Best Christian. Here you can read about her good works like the Betty Bowers Christian Crack Whore Ministry, and Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers.
And of course, there is a CaféPress store where you can stock up on goodies like the 'Draft Young Republicans' buttons.
I got yer Jesus, Right Here!
We here at WWWeird luvs our Jesus swag. Miss Poppy has got some of the best stuff. Jesus soap-on-a-rope? Check! Wash Away Your Sins towelettes? Check! Catholic Doctrine playing cards? Check! Christian Conversation Hearts? Check!
And of course, our favorite, the Jesus ashtray, emblazoned with the phrase 'Jesus hates it when you smoke.' Now we can fufill our sacrilegious fantasies of rubbing our butts in Jesus' face.
Jesus—The Action Figure
He's plastic. He talks. He's the Son of God.
And he's NOT a joke.
No, really. He's not a joke.