Go Ahead Touch the froggy. you won't get warts.
www.farb.ru/main.html
To talk about this one would ruin the joke.
Just go there and touch the little froggy. OK?
A New Career opportunity
www.baconwhores.com
Mmmmm. What's that I smell cookin'? Smells like money! Welcome to BaconWhores.com, where, for only $4 to $7 a serving you can have a trained BaconWhores expert over to your place. Your BaconWhore will prepare you a delicious serving of bacon ( 4 slices ) in about 20 minutes. You can choose from Hearty Cut, Hickory Smoked, Honey Cured, Pepper, Cinnamon, Beef, or Cajun bacon. We checked, BaconWhores does serve the Chicago-area, but sadly all appointments for the next two weeks were taken.
Somehow this
www.zefrank.com/giveaway2/index.html
Verrry interesting. Clothes made from toilet paper.
Well, at least you can sleep well at night knowing these fashions weren't crafted in sweat shops by the tiny little hands of Asian children.
Then again, I'd hate to be caught out in the rain in one of these.
Remember, In france Jerry Lewis is a Genius
213.186.36.10/~al/alstudio/cv/en.htm
This may be the most pathetic ( and disturbing ) online resumé I've had the misfortune to see. This man is actually singing his work history to Turkey in the Straw.
Among his credentials he sings that 'Microsoft loves him.' Hmm, perhaps now we have a better understanding of where Clippie, the Annoying Office Assistant and Microsoft Bob came from.