Hey? Where's Cherise Pretty's Picture?
Sequins! Big hair! Fringe! What more do you need?
there's Nothing quite Like Being on the Business end of an angry Steer to make you see Jesus
Rodeo Ministries holds 'Cowboy Churches' in conjuction with rodeos across the country. They also have a 'Cowboy Bible School.' (I bet that their cowboy bible is something to read.) A few 'special events' coming up: there's the 2004 Wild West Women of the Word Conference, the 2004 Working Cowboy believers Conference, and the 2004 Xtreme Bible Rodeo Camp. Xtreme Bible Rodeo Camp, the phrase makes my head hurt.
There was a cowboy from nantucket...
Your one-stop source for Western and Cowboy poetry. It even has a section of 'poems from folks.' Pity there's not another section with poems by poets. These read like something written by my Uncle Clem. (And, yes, I do have an Uncle Clem. I also have an Aunt Edna. Quit giggling.)
So I was poking around on rodeoroyalty.com and I see the phrase 'Rodeo Queen Resources.' I click, expecting to find, oh I don't know, wholesale distributors of White Rain hairspray, or such. Instead I find links to bunches of sites selling sparkly things, but the one that leaps out is Allen's Crowns. They sell tiaras, and sashes, and crowns (oh my!). Problem is, they all look like shit—cheap and tacky. Tacky is fine, but cheap?! I think not.