It just needs divine standing on the corner
Welcome to Barbie's Dream Crackhouse. This scale reproduction of a block in beautiful downtown Baltimore features a crackhouse, a whorehouse, a bar, and an adult bookstore. The attention to detail is great. The crackhouse has grafitti, little stashes of grass and heroin, and a junkie passed out in a bathtub. The whorehouse has handcuffs hanging from the bed, and a real, plastic whore!
Heh heh. he said "boner"
Sand and Cotton presents its collection of videos culled from YouTube that feature unexpected erections. Marvel at Jean-Claude Van Damme, Wyclef Jean, and John Legend straining their trousers after some vigorous, grinding dancing. And wonder just how that wrestler explained away the boner he got during his wrestling match...
and you thought your job sucked
There are blogs for just about everything. WhatIKilledToday chronicles the animals that have been put to sleep by somoene working in some veterinary capacity. The entries are done as little vignettes that relate the endings of these animals. You might find it really hard to read. I know I did—not because of the emotional content, but because I really hate fucking white text on a black background.
this contest may already be over
Since we've touched on crack, whores, and things that should be put to sleep already, this dead pool seems like a logical site to close out this column. Log on and cast your guess for when British hot mess Amy Winehouse will finally snort one line too many and head off to that great record label in the sky. If you're the closest, your be crowned Mr. ( or Mrs. ) Death and awarded an iPod touch. It's better than plain old schadenfreude, it schadenfreude with prizes!