The chopin of Choppin'
This is what all blogs should be like. I don't care what your mood is today. I don't care if little Cindy took a shit on the potty all by herself. The simple fact of the matter is most of our lives are so dreary no one would get more than a few pages into our diaries before they'd pass out from the sheer monotony. Terry here has it right. In this vblog, he dresses as a medieval executioner, chops things in two with a big ass battle axe, and films the destruction with a high speed camera. Sweeeeet.
Why isn't their 15 minutes up yet?
God help us. Shirley Phelps Roper has a YouTube account to spread the Westboro Baptist Church's filth. The account name is godhatesfags111. This is a jaunty little ditty called "God Hates the World." Someone contact Michael Jackson's lawyer, or Sony, or whoeverthehell now owns the music rights to "We are the World," so they can sue them into the afterlife. The only function these assholes serve is to show that there are people in this world arguably more evil than Bush and Cheney.
Talented pussy that's not safe for work...
This little clip makes me glad I'm gay. Some pr0n missy displays her "talent" of playing the violin by holding the bow with her heynannynanny and thrusting her hips to draw it across the strings. Had she done a contortionist bit and held the violin in it's proper place whilst she did this, I'd be mightily impressed, but alas, no. She gives an ( a? ) rousing rendition of Jingle Bells. Christmas is ruined—forever.
...dirty pussy that is
This guy joins a Cat Lovers board and does a little video to introduce his kitteh. It has boom-chicka-wa-wa music and slow motion and plays just like one of those late night hot-girls-are-waiting-for-YOU-to-call adverts. The soccer moms can't handle it. Rinse, repeat. He finally finds a board with not tight-assed cat lovers—in Australia. What has become of the US?