Hot Gifts from Amazon
Yes, I've told you where to by uranium ore online before, but did you know you could get it from Amazon? Holy crap! They really do sell everything! And, unlike the Kindle, this hot gift is in stock, though sadly not eligible for Amazon Prime. Make sure you take a few minutes out to read the customer reviews of this product. They're HI-larious.
Shop the Friendly Skies
One of the pure simple pleasures of flying is getting to thumb through the SkyMall catalog, the mutant, bastard offspring of Sharper Image and Lillian Vernon. I always stuff my seatback copy into my carryon and take it home for months of bathroom perusing. This isn't a shopping site. They've gathered together the most ridiculous SkyMall items and have set them up in a tourney to determine which is the Dumbest Item of All Time. Please vote for the Solar Bible, then pop on over to SkyMall.com and buy me one, kai?
Giving Archie McPhee a run for their money
Stupid.com specializes in hard to find "art" merchandise: amazing things like the Rabbit Nativity you see in the screen capture. You mean you didn't know Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were rabbits? Well, clearly they were. Suddenly that whole Easter Bunny business makes a lot more sense, don't it? Still doesn't explain the fucking colored eggs, but hey, what's religion without a bit of mystery, right?
I don't think they're sellin' what you hope their sellin'
Give your lover a gift he'll never forget: a big hunk of something from the Isle of Manmeat. I see they have tenderloin, and buttsteak....
What? It's Isle of "Man Meat", not Isle of "Manmeat?" Well, that's a bit of a disappointment.